close the lid; sashay away

following via casdcan; Ashley (she/her pronouns) Alton Brown, I bow down to you

[eggsaladstain]

completely obsessed with the way this woman tried to use a whisk on worst cooks

[foodntwk]

i know it’s been a year since i last posted but i unfortunately have to give you all the bad news that Bobby flay has grown on me 😞

[foodnetwork-fandom]

this is killing me

[foodntwk]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[foodntwk]

Sorry I’ve been awol I’ve been baking

[foodntwk]

If you guys are interested, I’ve made a Facebook page for these cakes and other bakes, and I would absolutely love your input on what you personally would like to see from a baking page such as videos or any other ideas you’d like to throw at me. Thank you so much!

Zim Bakes

Zim Bakes. 1 like. Recipes, cake decorating, and all things baking!

[foodntwk]

Your cakes looked lovely!

Awwww thank you so much!!

[foodntwk]

Sorry I’ve been awol I’ve been baking

[homosociallyyours]

The Food Network made me undergo the mortifying ordeal of knowing Guy Fieri and now I care about him

[fieriframes]

[anchovy]

I've been watching halloween bakeoff for the past 4 hours

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[foodntwk]

Why is Rocco the most insufferable asshole? Marcel is too, but Rocco's personality is just viscerally repulsive.

I like marcel but yeah Rocco saw himself on tv once and then decided he was God’s gift to humanity

[foodntwk]

so i’ve been dying to go to the sobewff for like 3 years now but all the good events are 21+ and i’m not until next year but the university i’m going to this fall is a part of it so i can be a volunteer next year and finally GOOO but also my friend goes there & her friend went and she met bobby flay and didn’t even know who he was jdjdkakkakak

God I bet that was a blow to his self esteem

[foodntwk]

I see all this hate for Bobby Flay, and I hate him too, but have we considered another Dark Side Celebrity Chef: Rocco Dispirito. He seems like the same kind of smug bastard as Bobby Flay, but with extra toolishness.

Rocco just wants to be on tv he doesn’t care about the chef part of celebrity chef

[foodntwk]

i only watch the kids spinoff cooking shows because where else can someone ironically say “I’m here to win, but mostly I’m here to make friends”! adults?? cancelled.

[eggsaladstain]

please watch worst cooks

[chumbie]

i hate bobby flay bc i saw this one episode of beat bobby flay where this older italian woman was kicking his ass hard throughout the episode and in the final challenge they had to make pizza and this goddess of cooking decided to make her own dough from scratch and the judges were even like “oh no she’ll never be able to pull this off!!!” and she did it. and what did bobby do? bobby “bitch” flay used premade dough. PREMADE dough. like the dough you can get at the grocery store. and he fucking won. he WON. beat bobby flay? more like kiss Bobby’s ass. beat bobby flay off while he sucks his own dick. Fuck him.