#colby:starter

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Colby smirked as his hand snaked around Marisa’s waist, pulling her close to his side. He wasn’t typically boyfriend material, but when he was offered fifty bucks to pretend to be, the boy was all in. “Smile, babe,” he told her with a playful nudge, posing for a picture that her mother was snapping. It was some sort of family gathering -- an environment that was completely foreign to him -- but he’d managed to make the best of the situation. “Don’t you wanna look cute for our photo?” 

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( commonxera )

“I think we can climb to the roof, don’t you?“ Colby examined the side of the building under the street light. "There’s pretty good footing. Just gotta keep an eye out for any pigs.”

[ghovly-archive-blog]

“----Oh, shit, you actually came. What happened to your plans?" He tilted his head with a smirk. "I thought tonight was gonna be, and I quote, the 'best night of your life'."

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"Look at this shit. I've never even heard of an... A-bro-saurus? They must've been bros, though, with a name like that."

[ayymarky]

You know you dont have a life when you're watching a marathon of dance moms.

[omfkieran]

Someone hit my car yesterday night and then drove off. I swear, if it was one of you guys, I won’t have second thoughts about punching you in the fucking face.

[ayymarky]

I'm pretty sure I've been knocked out for three days.

[dantesmh]

I'm really sick of cashiers around here not knowing how to fucking count change, I don't even know how some of you made it past middle school. Give me my 75 cents and fuck off.