#college stenbrough

[bored-and-awkward]

stenbrough is an underrated ship and i am addicted to every single stenbrough soulmate au fic that i read. but the problem is there’s only like 3 in the stenbrough tag. YALL im so starved i am about to go through withdrawal ksjlkjfkjljsd this ain’t healthy for my emotionally unstable ass 

[thewisebyers]

fuckboi!stan & softboi!bill hcs

i see fuckboi!bill & softboi!stan all the time and i wanted to switch the roles

okay so they’re in college

stan is apart of the most popular frat house on campus

along with his best friends eddie & ben

fuckboi!eddie

ben’s not a fuckboi

their house decides to throw a party to celebrate the holidays

oh well if stan is jewish

he’s gonna get drunk anyways

he’s ready to party

and get laid

eddie invites bev

bc they’re friends

and bc he knows she’ll invite richie

the cute quiet boy from his chem class

well richie refuses to go

bc parties aren’t his thing

UNLESS

big bill comes along

not bill’s scene either

but he’s a good friend

and he tags along

so the two arrive together

and stan is immediately like

“who is that”

“that’s billy denbrough” - mike

stan is just like wtf

how could someone be that beautiful???

he can’t approach this like he usually does

bc bill is just...different

so he takes his snapback off and puts it on mike’s head

“hold my hat”

he fixes his curls so they’re not as messy

they’re still messy

but they’re obviously styled like that

he confidentally walks over to bill

and before he can even get a word out

richie comes to bill’s rescue

“don’t even try it. walk your happy ass back over there and come up with something better than that lame ass pickup line you were about to use”

stan glares but walks away anyways

and bill is just blushing

but super thankful for richie

so later on

stan is in the kitchen

working on his fourth beer

when bill enters the room

stan doesn’t say anything

he just continues to sip on his drink

bill doesn’t say anything either

he just grabs two shot glasses

and some whipped cream flavored rum

he pours two shots 

and hands one over to stan

“i’m bill and you’re pretty cute. you have trouble written all over you but i’m willing to look past that”

“didn’t your mother teach you not to judge a book by its cover?”

bill shrugs

“i just came here to have a good time”

so they clink their glasses together

and down their drinks

then they take more shots

and they TALK

but they’re so drunk it doesn’t make much since

bill kisses him first

then it turns into a serious makeout session against the counter

“BIG BILL WE’RE LEAVING” - richie, who is sober

“drink lots of water” - stan,against bill’s lips

“find me after this”

richie pulls bill away

bonus:

stan gets bill’s number the next day

and asks him out

bill doesn’t remember much of that night

but he remembers stan approaching him before richie interfering

“okay, you got a date, uris. but i’m not cheap”

“didn’t think you were”

(inspiration from @pastelstanuris hcs)