i’m working on shit i swear, this is just for the wait.
Stan, Richie, Mike, and Bev are the punks.
Eddie, Stan, and Ben are the “nerds”
Stan is very intimidating with his leather jacket and his boots, but he’s a fucking softie.
They got paired for an assignment in history freshman year. Stan was pissed he didn’t get Mike (because my son is a genius!) but when he saw how cute Bill was he dropped it.
Bill was expecting to do the whole thing himself, but Stan was very helpful and did his part.
Bill was lowkey embarrassed about his stutter because HE was used to it and so were his friends, but he was scared Stan was gonna make fun of him for it
He didn’t (much to Bill’s surprise)
Richie kept teasing Stan because of how much he talked about Bill.
But Stan could do the same thing with him and Eddie
Mike has a little crush on Ben
After the project was over, Stan still sat next to Bill.
They’re like real friends
and are constantly touching each other
BECAUSE they hung out so much that meant that their crews hung out too
No one was complaining, everyone had a crush on everyone (except for Bev, of course. she was crushing on the head cheerleader)
This goes on until the summer before junior year (YOU ARE SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN, BABY ITS TIME TO THINK -Bill, to which Stan replies: You’re a Fucking Dork, Denbrough)
They’re hanging out at the Denbrough household, watching a movie n stuff
There are no parents because they have jobs (Not everyone can have a summer break, Billiam -Stan)
Now, contrary to popular belief, Bill kisses Stan first.
But we all know Derry is a piece of shit town, so as much as they want to be open about their relationship (as much as Stan wants to show Bill off) they can’t
Bill’s parents are convinced Stan replaced Eddie as Bill’s best friend
“What do they think we’re doing in your room all the time?”
Makeout sessions start two (2) weeks after they first kiss
School starts back up again and they barely have any classes together (What the Fuck -Stan)
They see each other in between classes though
THEY MAKE EYE CONTACT AND STAN SMIRKS WHICH MAKES BILL BLUSH AND ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER, OK.
Bill starts getting antsy during class and even Eddie is like “Bro, chill tf out”
Bill doesn’t fucking know why until he sees Stan and immediately calms down
“I’m h-having Stan withdrawls???”
“That’s fucking adorable”
and kissing when no one is around
BILL SKIPPED CLASS JUST TO BE AROUND STAN AND MR. STANLEY LOST IT
“Bill, seriously. You don’t have to skip class, we could’ve just waited it’s fine.”
“N-No, it’s b-basically a free p-period anyways. I w-w-wanna be here”
Bev won’t let him live it down! Stan is whipped!
Mike doesn’t give a shit, he never has, really. As long as stan’s happy.
Richie’s a prick at first, but Stan really is his best friend and he knows he’s really in deep with Bill so he doesn’t say much.
Ok but there was one day, Bill’s stutter was super bad for some reason. He thought it was getting better but that day was not good.
He doesn’t talk much that day and Stan gets really worried.
When Bill finally tells him what’s going on (in the middle of their makeout session because Stan won’t stop asking if he’s ok) Stan tells him that his stutter is adorable, and that he was sure it was just Bill’s nerves.
BILL GIVES HIM THE SOFTEST HEART EYES EVER before they start making out again.
But then they go and have lunch with everyone and Bill is stuttering so bad over his words. Stan is squeezing his hand underneath the table, but it’s not helping much.
And then Richie goes “Just spit it out, b-b-bill.”
Bev smacks the shit out Richie’s arm
Eddie does the same with his head.
Mike and Ben are fr glaring at him.
Stan’s ready to murder him with the spork he got in the lunchline
Bill stops talking for the day.
Stan doesn’t speak to richie for the rest of the week.
“That was fucked up, Richie.” -Eddie
“What do you want me to do, Eds? Apologize? Bill probably hates me—“
“Don’t call me Eds, and yes! that’s what I’ve been telling you to do for days now!”
Stan crawls through Bill’s window at night so he can hold his boyfriend
Stan won’t tell him that his dad usually screams at him for being a disgrace to the family.
DW, Bill will find out soon enough.
Bill hasn’t spoken much, not even with Stan and he is BEYOND PISSED at Richie.
“I’m really sorry about Richie, Bill.”
“I-It’s not your f-fault, and h-he didn’t mean a-anything by it.”
STAN JUST WANTS TO HEAR HIS BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OK
also, they haven’t actually called each other boyfriends and they’ve been dating for eight months so
“N-No, I know. I just– I just know how he can be.”
Bill really was fine about that, he was just stressed because of school.
Stan is a few inches taller than Bill (6’0”, while Bill is chilling at 5’10”)
which means Bill is the little spoon :)
Stan absolutely loves having Bill so close to him. It helps him and Bill sleep because it’s so warm and comfortable, and with his arm around him he feels like he can protect Bill from everyone and everything.
And that’s all he wants to do
Richie does apologize to Bill, to which Bill says he really didn’t mind (it was mostly Stan)
Stan slowly starts wearing brighter colors (i.e the pastels + white)
“You’ve gone soft, Stanny Boy” -Bev
“Shut the fuck up, Beverly”
“I think you look great.” -Mike
“Beep Beep, Richie!” -Bev, Stan, and Mike.
“I was growing fond of the leather jackets.” -Bill.
“It’s too hot for that, Denbrough.”
Now, it’s pretty clear how overprotective Stan is of Bill, but Mr. Denbrough is just as bad as he is.
Girls flirting with Stan? Issa no from Bill.
BUT HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING IN PUBLIC IT SUCKS
So it just leads to a very heated makeout later.
BOYS flirt with Stan? (yeah, it’s happened) Count Billiam is alive and well.
Seriously! the love bites that boy leaves, whew.
And stan didn’t give a shit whether or not his dad saw them.
“Bill, they’re everywhere. You can stop.”
“I’ll st-stop a-as soon as I-I can say h-he’s my f-fucking boyfriend ou-outloud.”
HE DOESNT. HE REALLY DOESNT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE HE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY WITH STAN.
The biggest smile breaks out on the curly haired jewish boys face oh my GOD
