Aug 20, 2017
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colligari
☆ booty inspection ☆ dandy ☆ lacie ☆
☆ — Well, here he was at the apocalyptic forced marriage titty typhoon. He didn't mind, though, I mean, in all seriousness this whole procreation was like one of his strange ramen-fueled fantasies, all of which involving hella posteriors and such. I mean, they did want to create attractive and stronger children, right? Which meant that whoever his future wife was had to be both attractive /and/ strong! Not as strong as the alpha patriarch of this awkward forced family, of course, that title was reserved for the true hot dad, Dandy.
☆ — Oh, were those footsteps he just heard? Perhaps it was his unseen wife coming to finally meet him! Oh, shit, dude, be cool. He was looking cool as ever as he leaned back on the wall right next to their love-makin' bed, his lazy yet intimidating posture really bringin' out his hot bod. Niiiiice. You've got this, she had better faint when she walked in, that's what chicks used to do when they saw Elvis, right? He was basically the same person, just with less uncomfortable toilet situations in hi--
☆ — She's heeeeere. Dandy quickly popped his switch blade comb from one of the pockets populating his jeans and combed his pompadour in a single swift motion. Hm, she was standing in front of him in a big-ass dress, so he'd have to find a way to get her to turn around to make sure she had a booty, otherwise he'd request a wife swap rather promptly. "So, you're the wife then, baby? Cool, uh... If ya'don't mind, I've thought of a way to become more comfortable with each other. I'm kind of a genius, so our kid will be smart as hell too, probably. They won't be a dumbass, that's for sure." Get back on track, Dandy, even if you are killing it so far.
"We both get naked." ☆ — "That's the, uh, that's the plan I was talking about before. We just take each other's body in, explore with our eyes. 'Cause we gotta bang and all that jazz later so might as well get the lookin' outta the way, baby!" Wink, wink. You're the man, Dandy.