dandy in space, baby.

go with the flow, baby. reppin ro9. housing 3.001 w/my beautiful child naoto and milf bishamon. i'm a bouncer, baby.

[dandybabies]

gotdam u got kik? ☆ dandy ☆ bishamon ☆

[visravana]

This guy- he was asking for it wasn’t he. Like a certain god she knew back where she came from, it wasn’t difficult to detect how distrusting this one can be. While words seemed to come out of his mouth, they just didn’t match up with the way he looked. It wouldn’t be a problem though, she’ll just keep a very close eye on him for as much as she can. Well, even without looking she already sensed those selfish desires of his from a distance.

"I assume you will be keeping that mutual respect as long as you can then, right?" He better, at least.

Crap- she forgot about the bedroom. She couldn’t believe she would need to spend nights with him on the same mattress, unless one of them moved to the couch. As much as she didn’t prefer that, if matters got out of hand then there really was no choice but to oblige to that. What was funny about this was the fact that he wasn’t even insulting her, but actually complimenting. Regardless, they weren’t wholeheartedly given ones, but instead revolting pick up lines that were quite outdated.

"If there is no other given option, then you are correct. However, I’m trusting that we’re using the bed for resting purposes only. You wouldn’t dare to do anything out of that boundary- right.”

[dandybabies]

☆ – Hm, looks like she hadn’t fallen for his charming attitude and his beautiful hair just yet, but she will, I mean, how couldn’t she? Dandy is one beautiful dude, at least he thought so himself, and how could this marriage work if there wasn’t a mutual attraction? He’d bring that point up whenever they decided to go to bed… Together. He had never slept with someone before, but he assumed it would be just like sleeping with Meow except with a lot less awkward erections. Or maybe more.

☆ – Ah, yes, he did have the appearance of some kind of misfit bully, and that’s pretty much what he was whenever he was away from the ladies, but the second you put him and another dude in a room together Dandy will probably find some way to dislike him in five minutes or less. Speaking of appearances, he brought his comb out to stroke it through the swirl of his pompadour as she spoke. “Of course, that’ll lead to mutual attraction, and then we can procreate!”

☆ – His fingers went skywards in a heroic pose of sorts, his arm quickly turning flaccid as her tone began to be laced with something much more menacing than he thought would come from her. “What, do you think I’m some sorta creep? I wouldn’t do something like that without your permission, baby! Dandy’s not a forceful guy, he's a gentle lover.”

[dandybabies]

gotdam u got kik? ☆ dandy ☆ bishamon ☆

[visravana]

A pity that she didn’t get the chance to her first spouse, though this one couldn’t be terrible- can it? Unfortunately, she must have spoken too soon for easement. Behind the open door introduced the newly husband- and at first, she hadn’t minded his rather outdated looks. When was the last time she had seen that kind of hairdo? Presumably during the bubble era, wasn’t it? Though she knew better not to judge a human by their distinguishable features… but it was somewhat endearing to look at. Before introductions were given, it seemed as though it was him who decided to talk first.

And it wasn’t exactly what she was expecting. Careless movements caused his comb to ‘slip from his hand’, ‘coincidentally’ letting it slide to her direction. Even she wasn’t this oblivious to such behavior- just what was he aiming for? Oh- and don’t get her started with his choice of words. Without a single phrase slipping from her, she steadily crouched to the ground to pick up the item, her back turned to him. Inspecting it a little before rising from the position, she promptly walked over to the man to return his belonging, a vigilant glance welcoming the other. At least one thing was for sure- this was going to be one happy family. So happy, that one heedless act and she would assure him that he will visit heaven sooner than he thought.

"You didn’t intentionally drop this comb to sought for your personal pleasures, I hope."

[dandybabies]

☆ – She had appeared to be somewhat wise to his clever ruse, because she crouched in a less revealing fashion than he would’ve liked, but he got around that bump in his booty paved path rather easily thanks to her back being turned to his wandering eyes, allowing him to lay flat down on his stomach and look up at her from his prone position for a few seconds, a big smile gracing his features once he got back to his feet and into his relaxed posture. Huh, she didn’t even notice, it was the perfect crime.

☆ – "Thanks, baby.” Because of the closeness the two now shared, he easily got a nice view right at her chest area, and he fully indulged in this after taking the comb from the palm of her hand and slipping it back into its resting place in his pocket. Uh oh, she was onto him, not that it mattered, Dandy bet she would be flattered by his booty approval. “Hah! If I wanted to look at your firm, round, plump booty I’d just ask, baby! That’s what marriage is all about! Mutual respeeeeect!”

“Speaking of pleasure, are we sleepin’ in the same bed tonight?” Wink.

[dandybabies]

gotdam u got kik? ☆ dandy ☆ bishamon ☆

☆ — He was so ready for this. One hot wife down, (never went down on him sadly) another one to go! He sure was drowning in wives lately, not that he was complaining, as free of a spirit as he was, he didn’t mean settling down with someone as a pure act of true love! Except this was forced and randomly assigned, except that meant absolutely nothing to our favorite pompadour donning bounty hunter, whoever he was about to step in front of was his wife and he would be ever-so faithful to her and only her!

Unless she was ugly.

☆ — Last time his luck was pretty damn swell considering she was pretty attractive, except she was so petite that she didn’t have much of Dandy’s favorite feature… a great smile! Nah, just kidding, he was all about nice asses, bruh. Outer beauty is what it’s all about, and Dandy sure had quite a bit of that! And inner beauty, too! Dandy was just an all-around beautiful guy, and he was determined to show his new wife just that via combing his pompadour the second he worked through the door frame to face the female adjacent from him, and by golly he was glad when he did, because she was a total babe, hotter than the last one! Hell, the last one wasn’t even hot, she was just pretty, it takes a certain kind of something to make a girl not only pretty but hot, too! And she had that sought-after product as well as a hella fine chest. Right up Dandy’s alley, so far, that is, of course he’d also need to take a glance at that booty, so he quickly concocted a master plan in his head, before throwing his comb straight past her thighs and onto the tiled ground below.

☆ — "Oh, clumsy me, huh? I was so distracted by taking in your beauty that I dropped my comb mid-mane-stroke, baby! Could you be a dear and pick it up for me? Then we can get to the introductions!" Yes, this was perfect, he appeared suave and got a chance to absorb what could be the perfectly toned posterior. Nice.

[dandybabies]

☆ son, right??☆ dandy ☆ naoto

[crowneddetective]

    Needless to say, Naoto wasn’t exactly happy with the situation at hand.  In fact, she was downright furious, though she wouldn’t allow that to show through her frequently practiced poker face. Her eyes have been glued to Dandy from the moment he stepped in the the room she occupied, cool grey hues quietly analyzing the pilot’s every move. Did they really expect for her to accept this man as her father? Thus far he didn’t even look like someone she could give her full respect.

    She would have been perfectly content to continue her observation so that she may make an attempt to discern what sort of person her new housemate was, but it would seem that he had other plans. So he had addressed her as a boy, which was what allowed her thoughts to go astray for the briefest of moments. Had the scientists not told the pair that had been assigned to her about how she was truly a woman? If that were the case, it was likely her spouse to be was unaware as well.

    Before she could allow herself to pursue the train of thought earlier, Dandy had spoken up once more. And this time, Naoto couldn’t keep herself from expressing her surprise. “I beg your pardon?” Was that really one of the man’s top priorities? Looks like our little detective is in for one hell of a wild ride during the duration of her stay in the Dandyson household. “That’s far from an appropriate question one should ask a total stranger.”

[dandybabies]

☆ — Damn, this dude really was a detective or something, just look at that stoic gaze he was currently getting, it was almost intimidating. Hell, it would’ve been intimidating if Dandy wasn’t such a fearless cool guy ready to take on the whole world by himself, at least that’s his personal view on this staring matter.

☆ — Usually he just brushed off most younger people’s interactions, calling them dumbasses and telling them to bounce and the like, but as this young man’s official father figure, he felt as it was up to him to turn his new son into the ultimate image of cool, so basically just a smaller more petite version of himself, because if it wasn’t that way people would assume the apple didn’t fall far from the tree and deem Dandy as some quiet virgin. Gross.

☆ — Hm, this was already off to a bad start… His son has definitely never had any sort of sexual contact, ever. Otherwise he’d totally share each and every steamy moment of it, I mean, that’s what Dandy would have done if the roles were reversed, but they weren’t, so Dandy had to keep up this great Father act he was putting on right about now.

☆ — “So, you’re a virgin, then? We’ll have to work on that later, I mean your whole line of work is here is to /not/ be a virgin, so it’ll be easy, baby, don’t worry about it.” He shot his son the most sympathetic smile he could manage. “You, uh… you do know how to have sex, right? ‘Cause I know I’m your new dad and all but I don’t wanna sit you down and put a condom on a banana, y’know?”

[dandybabies]

☆ booty inspection ☆ dandy ☆ lacie ☆

[colligari-deactivated20210829]

      It’s funny how her last task was to get pregnant and have a child and now her new task is just the same. She loves the world and all its impurities, but does not care much for its repopulation if it involves her. There is no attachment felt towards the underground city because it is not her place of birth. The task of being a wife and mother is completely foreign, being forced into the role could be seen as a troublesome sort of obligation. She’ll humor them because she isn’t quite bored yet and the idea of being paired with a stranger is interesting in its own way.

Lacie isn’t the first to arrive in her new home if the lights being on are any sort of indication. As well as the man in the room she decided to look into, probably her new husband. She lets him talk; debating whether or not if he’s interesting enough to bother with, but figures that his boldness makes him a lot more interesting than most men she’s encountered.

She hums and pretends to contemplate the suggestion while moving from her spot in the doorway and further into the room. Pausing in front of the other, the Baskerville claps her hands once and smiles in a near innocent manner.

“That’s a good idea.” A momentary pause is taken before continuing. “Assigned husband or not however, you’re not getting me naked that easily. I commend you trying though; I’m sure most men wouldn’t have to gall to be so forward after just meeting a woman.” Or maybe they would, Lacie was never too sure on how a man’s mind worked, not that she ever bothered trying to figure it out.

“Personally speaking, I’m really not interested in seeing you naked so early on in our relationship. It’d be better if we start off with something simpler to get to know each other. I mean you won’t mind would you? You are the one that wants to do the exploration, so why not start by doing so with our clothes on?”

When she’s done speaking, Lacie feels quite proud of herself and plops down on an empty part of the bed and thinks that maybe this little project won’t be as boring as she originally thought.

[dandybabies]

☆ – The bounty hunter turned hair stylist family man couldn’t help but let his eyes wander as his new wife took in his words with a rather soft smile, one that was appreciated in a unique circumstance such as this, but the little show of teeth had some sort of darker edge to it then Dandy would like to comprehend, and thanks to his intelligence (or lack thereof); he didn’t.

☆ – She was pretty, that much was obvious, but thanks to her more old-age style of clothing, he couldn’t exactly call her a babe just yet, he would need to see her in a more revealing outfit, and he doubted that would happen anytime soon if this girl acted like she dressed and forced him to attend balls and drink everything out of a glass. Finally his attention snapped back into place as her words cut through the somewhat dense silence lingering in the awkward air around them, and with a roll of his shoulders he was back into cool guy mode, taking in everything she said with a slick grin and even slicker hair. His smile didn’t even waver at her strangely polite declination of his plan, so he made sure to make his response as gentle as he could make it, even if he was much less self-aware than the girl adjacent from him. Much, muuuuch less. Christ. What a fucked family.

☆ – “I’m not like any of the knights and nobles you’ve met in the past, baby, I’m the bad boy your royal family never wanted you to meet. I go with the flow, if you don’t want to bang, we’ll bang later… I have a definite yes on that, right? ‘Cause we don’t want to, uh, disappoint that doctor.” One resting hand slipped out of his pocket to scratch his unique doo before he continued. “So… you mean making out?”

[dandybabies]

intro

meeshnaw

hi im aidan!! im literally 4 years old and dandy is basically the same age from a maturity standpoint so we work good 2gether. me twitters @chiptuney so follow me there and we can talk about video games or something gay (probably both) \m/ deuces 

[dandybabies]

☆ son, right??☆ dandy ☆ naoto

☆ -- Alright, alright, alright. Never in all of his years has Dandy thought he would become someone's father, like, as good of a role model as he was, a bachelor pompadour pimp such as himself would never settle down with just /one/ girl, not unless their booty was capable of conquering a whole entire planet with it's sheer power, of course. He had yet to see his wife's rear just yet, but it had better be worth all of this trouble. Like, he even asked nicely. Maybe he oughta pick up a fedora and cry on the internet about that development, who knows. Speaking of fedoras, he had a son who dressed like a detective to bond with. Shit.

☆ -- His son was just sitting there... staring... Was he supposed to say something?? Play catch the pigskin in the backyard? What is it that dads do, exactly? Besides be the object of teen girls' affections, of course. I mean, he had been a father figure to young girls in the past, but only once or twice, and they were well... Girls. This guy was a dude. He was pretty sure. Haha, what if he totally wasn't and just dressed as such? That'd be quite an awkward scenario that of course is never going to happen ever! Time to break the ice. "So... son..."

"You a virgin?" Perfect.

[dandybabies]

☆ booty inspection ☆ dandy ☆ lacie ☆

☆ — Well, here he was at the apocalyptic forced marriage titty typhoon. He didn't mind, though, I mean, in all seriousness this whole procreation was like one of his strange ramen-fueled fantasies, all of which involving hella posteriors and such. I mean, they did want to create attractive and stronger children, right? Which meant that whoever his future wife was had to be both attractive /and/ strong! Not as strong as the alpha patriarch of this awkward forced family, of course, that title was reserved for the true hot dad, Dandy.

☆ — Oh, were those footsteps he just heard? Perhaps it was his unseen wife coming to finally meet him! Oh, shit, dude, be cool. He was looking cool as ever as he leaned back on the wall right next to their love-makin' bed, his lazy yet intimidating posture really bringin' out his hot bod. Niiiiice. You've got this, she had better faint when she walked in, that's what chicks used to do when they saw Elvis, right? He was basically the same person, just with less uncomfortable toilet situations in hi--

☆ — She's heeeeere. Dandy quickly popped his switch blade comb from one of the pockets populating his jeans and combed his pompadour in a single swift motion. Hm, she was standing in front of him in a big-ass dress, so he'd have to find a way to get her to turn around to make sure she had a booty, otherwise he'd request a wife swap rather promptly. "So, you're the wife then, baby? Cool, uh... If ya'don't mind, I've thought of a way to become more comfortable with each other. I'm kind of a genius, so our kid will be smart as hell too, probably. They won't be a dumbass, that's for sure." Get back on track, Dandy, even if you are killing it so far. 

"We both get naked." ☆ — "That's the, uh, that's the plan I was talking about before. We just take each other's body in, explore with our eyes. 'Cause we gotta bang and all that jazz later so might as well get the lookin' outta the way, baby!" Wink, wink. You're the man, Dandy.

[ruleof6s-closed-blog]

{apping lacie baskerville from pandora hearts. application can be found at /app thank you!! have a nice day}

Welcome Lacie!

It looks like you’ll be married to Dandy, so I hope you have some booty. You will be in housing 3.001 with your lovely new child Naoto Shirogane, and we request you place this information in your description along with your character’s preferred place to work. welcome to civ. 9! 

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[dandybabies]

nice.

[crowneddetective]

    It isn’t as though the situation could be called ideal from her end either, you know. In addition to being betrothed to a stranger she hadn’t the slightest idea of, Naoto had to deal with a man like Dandy.

    Being forced to live with a delinquent not unlike those that have been dealt with during past detective work - as a caricature replacement of the beloved father she had lost as a child, no less - was sure to be quite the experience.

[dandybabies]

talkin shit???

[dandybabies]

☆ — "I gotta look after a kid who looks as old as me while simultaneously not having sex with my future wife? Not cool, baby. Robert has just made an enemy out of a galactic bounty hunter!"

[alohaoedandyarcheive]

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