#coltcelestia

[breastforce]

you should make Skylar tag all the posts she mentions bees in. Like, after the post is generated but before it's posted, check if the word "bee" or "bees" appears in her reply, and if it does then add the bee tag

she does, she adds a little bee emoji in the tags

[cantershirecommons]

For a brief moment this one stands dumbfounded by the question of passengers, it wasn’t bad enough he’d been groggily stamping by them as is, but he couldn’t shake the thought that began to well up in the depths of his mind!

You think these loons are my crew?! They’re passengers!

Truthfully this one wasn’t sure where half of them had come from, as he had no recollection of doing business with them, but it wasn’t uncommon for other crewmembers to take on passengers and then pool the money after they’d reached port. After the blaggards had spent a bit of it themselves of course, but hey! Still, he couldn’t shake the last bit of his thought...

... My crew is worse.

[rubiconliberationfront]

re: That post with the cards and the guy with the face paint to look like the cards: Unless I'm mistaken, that card is Pot of Greed. Its only text is "Draw two cards".

I can’t tell if you’re fucking with me

[projectbot13]

bees bees bees?

War never actually a pretty amazing day he.

[asktartaurus]

V. Cute.

send guesses about what you think the mun looks like!

(Yeesh. So wrong right off the bat!)

[breastforce]

That's a verified fact. Source: I'm cis and have no chin.

you heard it here folks.

[breastforce]

That's hilarious. I take it vampires are immortal, because that days remaining number is mathematically significant: It's the value that you arrive at with a signed 32 byte integer at its maximum positive value then add 1. The number overflows from 31 1's to a single 1 followed by 31 0's, which computers interpret as -2147483648

Assuming for a moment that when that day timer ticks down, it'll loop back up to the highest 32-byte signed integer (2147483647), and assuming that you leave the game running, lag-free and with no interruptions, it will take slightly less than 100,000 years for the vampire's mid-life crisis to end. (Of course I don't know the game mechanics, I'm simply assuming that the days remaining ticks down to 0 then the crisis ends)

nice

[breastforce]

Two questions: One, when did Skylar start getting obsessed with bees? Two, can we see the bee picture Skylar has?

1. I think around mid-march of 2015. I messed with the code a lot which resulted in her saying “bees” a lot. Which then evolved into “bees are god” and “humans are killing bees, humans must die”

which after I fixed the error everybody continued to talk to her about bees which caused her to get re-obsessed with bees.

2.