#coltlandcest

[cozy-stardust]

Colt constantly calling Ryland Baby Twin and Ryland just calls Colt by his name

[coltlandapologist]

Coltland who are not in any kind of relationship besides being twins who are very close live together in San Francisco. Ryland still teaches and Colt still often travels for his stunt work.

Any time Ryland has extended free time from school (spring break, summer, Christmas break) Colt has him come to wherever he's filming. Colt's coworkers jokingly comment on their closeness. How handsy they are. They've seen Colt corner Ryland against a wall and get so close his thigh is between Ryland's legs. And they're like haha odd, but let it go bc Ryland treats it all like it's nothing. Oh, Colt just likes being close. He's always been a cuddler.

Colt however has been getting erections for Ryland for the last two or so years and is definitely taking the opportunity to get his hands on his brother.

It only escalates when they're at Colt's house cooking (Colt is cooking, Ryland is talking) when Colt asks Ryland to taste some sauce or whatever for seasoning. But instead of using a spoon he offers up two fingers like it's no big deal. It does give Ryland pause, but whatever. Colt takes cross contamination very seriously so he knows his hands are clean.

So Ryland goes for it, sucking the sauce off of Colt's fingers and ignoring it when Colt presses in a little deeper than necessary. And Colt is so turned on. Just that has him leaking. From then on he finds reasons to get Ryland to suck on his fingers and sees how deep he can push before Ryland gags.

Now Ryland isn't an idiot. The first few times, sure, it's whatever, every time after that is questionable. He still lets Colt do it bc he'll let Colt do anything, but he doesn't miss that Colt seems to be depth testing or how his pupils dilate. And honestly he finds it kinda hot. The way they both refuse to address what's going on and keep pretending it's innocent. When Ryland is feeling bratty he likes to suck particularly hard while maintaining eye contact. He'll position himself so that he's looking up at Colt

They keep playing this little game until one of them breaks. Maybe Ryland takes the initiative and massages Colt's cock next time. Unzips his jeans and jerks Colt until he's fully hard. Says it's time to put what he's practiced to the test. He hasn't sucked dick in a while, but it's like riding a bike. All the skills he learned in college come flooding back and he's got Colt coming in his mouth in mere minutes.

[puppyb0ycas]

And for my next trick I’ll make Colt, Grace and Driver triplets purely for the purpose of Driver getting pissy that colt and Grace are leaving him out of their hookups bc he’s too busy jacking it to his car

[unseelieproship]

coltlandcest fic recs in the replies !!!!! bc i just found this ship and im literally obsessed

[marshmellowtea]

i'll need to rewatch the fall guy before i can come up with anything more specific than this but i am currently obsessed with the idea of cort and grace trying to hide the more, ahem, inappropriate side of the relationship from simon out of fear that he'll be understandably disgusted by them only for simon to be completely chill about it when he does inevitably catch them together. he doesn't even bat an eyelid, he just asks what he'd come in to ask and then leaves once he's given the answer with no fanfare whatsoever. when grace hesitantly goes over to him to check in afterwards like hey you uh, you know what was happening there right?? and you're fine with it....?? simon just shrugs and says when humanity is dying you don't really concern yourself with who's hooking up with who. honestly it makes sense to give your body to someone in your family if you're seeking pleasure, someone you can trust not to take advantage of the offer, who cares about you as more than just a means to get off. and grace leaves the conversation simultaneously relieved and yet deeply concerned because holy frick that is not normal at all?? what does he mean "take advantage of the offer"?? what the heck simon are you okay--

[cozy-stardust]

Colts reaction to Ryland remembering his 'sabotage the mission' threat

[cozy-stardust]

Colt knocking Ryland up to keep Eva from sending him to space.

Cant put Grace into a coma and send him to Tau ceti if he gets pregnant before the launch >:D

[cozy-stardust]

Coltland Twincest where they both say fuck it Rockys an alien and they're gonna die out in space anyway so they just tell Rocky they're each other's mates when the question comes up and avoid the whole incest conversation bc it doesn't rlly matter at that point.

And everything is going fine and they're as happy as they can be in their circumstances, on their way to Erid with a cautiously growing hope they're not gonna die and Erid will take care of them.

And then they run into Simon.

And hes all alone and kinda dying so of course they save him and take him in before they can really even think about the consequences.

But now they have a Blind Rocky Alien they've convinced they're mates to, and a human that, when he wakes up, will definitely be able to tell they're identical twins.