Lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up? Which couple is this?
Hmmm, I can see it being the majority of them to be honest -- Coltzi, for sure. Jiwin, it’s Erwin trying to kiss her awake because even though he ain’t looked at the time, deep down he knows they’re going to be late for work. And Mean, because Jean needs his early morning kisses to reassure him that Maddy is there!
squad ask: have the couples ever had a date from hell? if so what happened?
oh boy
With the squad couples, they’ve never really had a “date from hell” with their partners, but they sure went on some dates that were frustrating/annoying or just plain inconvenient.
Colt and Franzi decided to be adventurous one night and go to a newly-opened restaurant not far from their shared apartment. Everything was going well until their stomachs starting feeling funny, probably from the clam pasta, and they ended up throwing money on the table and running out of the restaurant to get to the nearest pharmacy before running for their lives to the closest restroom.
Rena and Maddy thought that it would be nice for them to go on a double date with Eren and Jean, respectively, as the weather was absolutely perfect for a picnic at the park. However, the men couldn’t put their bad tempers away even for one night and almost got physical when a friendly, light roasting session escalated quicker than Rena and Maddy could blink. The ladies had to pull them apart and end the night early before anyone got hurt. Rena and Maddy were very upset and disappointed with their attitude, and it took them about three days to a week for them to fully forgive them.
Marco earned enough loyalty points to purchase movie tickets for two, and decided to take Stevie out to see the movie she’s been raving about for weeks but never had the time for due to work and house chores that leave her feeling absolutely pooped after it. Surprisingly, she agreed to Marco’s proposal and went with him to the last full show. However, it was a weeknight and she just came from work, and she fell asleep before the movie started and slept all throughout. Marco was a bit sad about it but his understanding was greater. Stevie was super embarrassed and very apologetic when Marco shook her awake, and she made it a point to make it up to him that weekend.
Erwin and Ji were out on their weekly date night at their favorite Japanese bistro, and before the hostess could show them to their table, Erwin’s college buddies noticed him and called him over. They spent the next 25 minutes or so talking business while Ji just stood around, shifting from foot to foot and secretly rolling her eyes– they didn’t even bother to acknowledge her presence even they knew her! Erwin noticed this and politely ended the conversation as quickly as he could seeing that she was more than ready to bite his head off. Her mood was sour for the rest of the evening, but of course Erwin made it up to her by grabbing some frozen yogurt on the way home, and showered her with kisses and attention the whole time.
all the titan sqd cpls! ~ who spends almost all their money on the other? who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes? which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts? which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
SPENDS ALL THEIR MONEY: Marco, Colt, Erwin, Jean.
WALKS AROUND HALF-NAKED: Jean and Maddy yells at him to put on clothes, Erwin and Ji DOESN'T yell at him to put on clothes.
DRIVES: Erwin drives and Ji gives directions, Marco drives and uses Google maps while Stevie plays on her phone, Jean drives and Maddy tells him where to go when she knows the area, Eren drives and gets annoyed at Rena when she tries to give him directions, Colt drives and FRanzi holds the map.
GIFTS: Colt, Jean and Erwin will surprise their ladies with random gifts. Stevie, Franzi and Jean will also surprise their significant others with random food gifts.
FIGHTING. EVERY SQD CPL. | Who loses it first in a fight? Who slams doors and yells and stomps away? Who sleeps on the couch? And who breaks the silent treatment first, apologising and begging for a kiss? Is the makeup sex hard and rough and loud pinned up against the wall, biting and sucking marks into each other’s necks because this person is mine dammit? Or is soft kisses and apologies, gentle caresses and touches? Is it telling the other they’re beautiful and amazing and deserve to be loved?
JIWIN: Ji is the one who looses it first and slams the doors and stomps away. Erwin is the one who sleeps on the couch, but is also the one who apologizes first (partially because he wants back in his bed lmao). Make-up sex is of the telling the other they’re beautiful variety!
MEAN: Jean’s trigger temper means he looses it first, but Maddy is the one who stomps away because she cannot be assed with this nonsense. Jean is the one who apologizes first because he knows he’s in the wrong and he knows if he left it to Maddy they’d never speak again. Make-up sex is of the rough variety!
COLTZI: I think it would be Franzi, but by the teeniest margain because they’re both p chill people, she’s also the one who when pushed far enough would stomp off and slam the doors and shit. Colt is the one who breaks the silent treatment first, but as soon as he does the floodgates open and they kind of both apologize at the same time. Make-up sex is of the soft kisses and telling the other dey beautiful variety!
SQDS - If they have kids, who is more overprotective?
So for Coltzi, I’d feel like they’d both be overprotective to an extent, but maybe Colt more so, specially as Lina gets older.
For Marvie, again they’d both be overprotective but Stevie would be the one who’d be down at the school yelling at teachers if anyone was bullying Eia or Luca! Also she’d be the one threatening to cut parts of any future love interests off.
Maddy and Jean have twins and again, I feel like they’d both be protective to some extent but Jean would be moreso. I feel like Jean has it within him to accidentally become a helicopter parent.
Erwin would ground Isabel over everything, in the mindset that if she’s not going out then she is one thousand percent safe and away from harm and danger!! Ji just waits til he’s not home and tells her to go and have fun with her friends and be safe.
SQUAD COUPLES : How many kids do they have? Who came up with the name(s)? Who takes after who in terms of appearance and personality? Random headcanon!
Obviously stuff like this is divisive and so if any of my squad doesn’t agree with some points and wants to change them or add their own little headcanons then omg pls do. @bakachanx3 @invaderzia1 @eren-my-sweet @shingeki-no-scenarios
Okay, so Marvie have two kids biologically but because both of them are from big families and are both very maternal/paternal towards children, so later on in their marriage/lives together they would potentially want to foster with a look to adopting.
The names of their children were, in some way, both picked by Stevie, though by proxy in one way -- Eia is their daughter and the eldest it’s just a name that she liked and suggested it and Marco fell in love with it and so she became an Eia. Their son is a different story, his name has a lot of meaning to Stevie and her family and so as soon as they found out their second child was going to be a boy, Marco just started to refer to the bump as ‘Luca’ to Stevie’s delight.
Borh of the children take after Marco more than they take after Stevie -- their hair is dark, their eyes are brown and yes, they have freckles. Parts of them are definitely Stevie though, the shape of Eia’s eyes and her fuller bottom lip, Luca’s nose is all Stevie’s Dad so… they’re a blend but their base is Marco.
Eia is a Daddy’s girl, through and through, Luca has no parental preference and enjoys being around both parents.
Coltzi have at least one child together, possibly they end up with two later down the line but they definitely have one daughter together.
Her name -- Lina -- was picked by Colt, he wanted something that related to Franzi’s Germanic roots and culture, he thought it was a really pretty name and Lina Grice flows together quite well and Franzi really agreed with him.
Lina has Colt’s hair and more of his features would start to show up the older she gets but as a toddler/young child she is all basically Franzi’s mini me. And much like Franzi, she loves sweets and is all about games to the point where they have to have a timer or she would play with the Switch for most of the day. She has Colt’s caring nature too and often makes her Uncle Falco pretend to be a cat so she can play vet with him.
Lina’s best friend is her Mom’s cat, Misi. No matter how many children she meets and bonds with, for years she refuses to have a human best friend and will always tell people Misi is her bestest.
Mean are the proud parents of a set of twins -- David and Zia. To say that twins were a surprise is an understatement and they’re fine with the twins as they were lucky enough to get one of each on the first go! Though they won’t rule out eventually having another child, it is definitely not something on the cards any time soon.
They were named when they were born -- both Maddy and Jean had a lot of strong opinions on what they wanted to name the children and they argued about it throughout the pregnancy and then the twins… sort of named themselves. Zia looked like a Zia and David looked like a David.
They’re both actually a mix of their parents, though because they’re fraternal twins they do have some differences other than the sex of them -- David has Jean’s eyes whilst Zia’s are more Maddy’s. Zia, however, has Jean’s temper whereas David is a little more chilled out and Zia has been known to bite.
When they were younger, the twins used to be able to trick people by pretending to be each other but that stopped pretty early on
Erena have one child, but are very open to the idea of having up to three. Their first born is a son. If they other two were to ever come into existence, they would be another son and a daughter.
Rena is the one who picked their sons name -- Aden and Eren was in agreement with it because e liked the way that it ended in the ‘en’ like he did.
Aden is Eren through and through -- he is almost identical to the way that Eren looked like as a child and he has both of his parents temper -- he can be a little spitfire when he wants to! He is also a naughty little bugger, but he’d grow out of that the older he gets.
Aden would realise pretty young that he identifies as gay and is open about it, once he comes out to Eren and Rena of course.
If and when Erwin and Ji had kids, they would have at least one girl together, but Erwin would absolutely love to have more.
Isobel is a name that Ji picked out, as she’s always loved the idea of naming her daughter Isobel and Erwin is in ultimate agreement because he likes traditional names and it’s quite a nice, traditional name in his opinion and Isobel Smith suits her well.
Isobel has parts of Erwin in her facially, but because she’s mixed race and her mother’s side is the one with the most dominant genes, her eyes, hair and skin tone are all Ji’s. However, a lot of Erwin shines through in her personality and she’s a very intelligent little girl -- she picks up on things very quickly and has always had a strategic mind. From a young age she has been able to figure out how to get stuff like cookies, etc etc when she wants. Obviously Erwin and Ji make it too hard for her eventually, lol.
To add onto Isobel’s having her fathers intelligence -- she’s been raised multilingual and has become somewhat of a language sponge. Not only does she speak English and Filipino/Tagalog with fluency, she picks up other words quickly. (She crept up behind Ji and squeaked ‘Nihao!’ in her ear loudly one day, they still don’t know where she picked that up!)
Titan squads: Who likes to take couple aethestic photos? Who likes to snuggle into the other person’s chest? What is a life goal they both want together?
So, I feel like aesthetic couple would be Jiwin, probably more on Ji’s part than Erwin’s though.
Maddy likes to snuggle into Jean’s chest when she’s super tired and he thinks it’s the cutest thing.
Colt and Franzi want the whole shebang -- marriage, a family, nice house, loads of cats, etc.
titan squad | If they were in a zombie apocalypse AU, how would everyonne meet? And fall in love? Any fights and about what? Their problems (exp. pregnancy, no foods, ...) and their solutions?
OKAY SO FUN FACT I ONCE WROTE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU FOR JEAN X READER AND I CAN'T LINK IT BECAUSE TUMBLR IS A SHIT BUT IT'S HERE ON THIS BLAWG SOMEWHERE AND IF NOT, IT'S ON AO3 MY USERNAME THERE IS STEVIEMARIE. AND IRT'S JIST ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS I HAVE EVER WROTEN.
Stevie and Jean would be travelling with a group of friends when they stumble across Marco and Maddy and decide to take them under their wing because they feel bad for them. Jean immeadiately gets a bigass crush on Maddy and over time, Marco and Stevie admit that they're falling for each other. In Jean and Maddy's case, Jean becomes about a thousand times better at fighting off the zombies because he's so damn scared to loose her.
Erwin and Ji are already together, they've started a safe house, each day Ji is tending to the injured, Erwin is plotting to protect the land and setting up traps and things to keep out the zombies, they accept each new person who stumbles upon it with open arms.
When Rena and Eren accidentally seperate from their group and come across it, they stay for a meal but ultimately decide that it's probably safer to be out on their own than to stay within the group and they successfully travel around the country from place to place, helping people. They send word every so often so everyone knows how they are.
Colt and Franzi come in amongst two different groups, some go, some stay and they decide to stay. They ultimately fall in love and end up helping to tend to the gardens to ensure a steady supply of food.
Sometime before Jean and Maddy find the safe house, Marco and Stevie seperate from them because Stevie finds out she's pregnant. They decide they want to find a little place for themselves to raise their child. Ultimately, they are not heard from again and nobody knows if they're dead or alive. (spoiler alert, Marco’s dead and Stevie and Eia are underground)