#columbo era

[dykebeckett]

oh, one other thing. the, ah, the quirked up white boy you saw? well, miss, and I don't mean to be a bother, but do you think there's a chance he mighta been goated on tha sauce? ya see I got a brother in law who's a quirked up white boy, and he's been tellin' me all about this sauce, and I can't say I really understand it all, but I know it's important for bustin' it down, uh, sexual style

[halleycomets]

pov a little jewish guy wants to aksch you a question

[dykebeckett]

my mom and I watching columbo. my dad enters, not paying attention to the screen.

mom points to a non-columbo man on screen. "what was he in"

the camera cuts, only showing peter falk.

dad turns around.

"he was in columbo"

[dykebeckett]

practicing with the new tablet feat. the original blorbo

[dykebeckett]

why did they give dean stockwell the worst hair imaginable whenever he was on columbo. what did he do to deserve this

[dykebeckett]

by the way I'm working on a columbo warlock subclass.