dandy gentledyke; mister museum

aveline aka ace, they/he/she. lesbian, greyace, genderqueer. 20s. art sometimes. lesbian eighth doctor truther. stories guy. johnny turnip investigator and enthusiast. ska haters dni. weird bug in charge of the night time campaign volunteer. horsebeckett on ao3. self appointed but official hypeman of the ohniaka 3 project. star trek

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[dykebeckett]

hey guys. um. my grandma just died. she’d been sick for awhile but we were in the process of getting her better care and we thought she would recover. so. I’m in a weird bad space and I miss her and I wish I was less alone. I’m going to be. struggling, I guess.

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Idk who to ask this but could I listen to the Gallifrey audios without having watched the Tom Baker era? I know who Leela and Romana are but I've never seen their episodes.

Yeah you definitely can, the only one I’d recommend is the invasion of time since that shows you leelas departure when she decides to stay on gallifrey, but honestly you’d be fine without watching that if you didn’t want to

[lerios]

i watched nothing dr who before starting the gallifrey audios. the only thing you need to start the gallifrey audios is to be alive. please use your being alive time to listen to the gallifrey audios!

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[apollinaresart]

Marcille they could never make me hate you

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[newbabynames]

bleak falls barrow

[dykebeckett]

“im always improving myself. one of these days, probably tomorrow, im gonna reach nirvana” - my brother (21)

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[dykebeckett]

finally actually writing the damn thing. laptop and desk and everything

[infertilityidol]

baby bird that wants to eat Ben and Jerry's but needs it regurgitated: all right cough up the dough

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

[nueuhell]

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.