#combustible lemons

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Ron Perlman saying it’s time to burn life’s house down with combustible lemons 🍋 🔥

Only “life” is a bunch of billionaire CEOs who would rather threaten their employees with homelessness instead of pay them a living wage.

[mochashiroze]

Did I mention how much I love Cave Johnson's lemon speech ? Makes me die of laughter each time, lol.

[snippitysnoop]

Day 20: Combustible Lemons

POV: you’re life

[liopleurodean]

was gonna look up that Portal quote about "life gives you lemons" but then I realized "Cave Johnson lemons" is not something I wanna see

[irbcallmefynn]

Pride month may be over (for me at least, timezones moment) but remember! After Queer Pride Month is Queer Wrath Month! Get Angry! Feel Rage!

Combustible lemons or something

[zizzya]

[cryptid-cuisine]

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you pipis? Don’t make fried pipis. Make life take the pipis back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn pipis! What am I supposed to do with these?

Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Mettaton pipis! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the pipis! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible pipis that burns your house down!

[doomed-jester]

Changed my life (x)