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[alicesadventuresintherye]

It's like the people who made my @schittscreek calendar KNEW that we'd need a little extra inspiration in the month of March. We can get through this, if we're just a little bit Alexis. Right, @annefrances ? #inspiration #alittlebitalexis #comedygoddess #schittscreek #johnnyrose #eugenelevy #moirarose #catherineohara #alexisrose #anniemurphy #davidrose #danlevy #roseapothecary #corona #coronavirus https://www.instagram.com/p/B9_N9UnpqP5/?igshid=g7bv8gol8v91

[alicesadventuresintherye]

Happy Birthday, bébé! The brilliant Catherine O'Hara turned 66 today. ♥️ #catherineohara #comedygoddess #brilliant #moirarose #schittscreek https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Vx-ydJ_uB/?igshid=16k36erjwtmlz

[alicesadventuresintherye]

I miss Kristen Wiig's presence on SNL so I painted her as The Target Lady. #screamsinternally #comedygoddess comedy #SNL #saturdaynightlive #kristenwiig #thetargetlady #targetlady #doodle #frannotated #fanart #myart #art #artistsofinstagram #digitalart #graphicdesign #Adobe #illustration #illustrator #surfacepro6 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7sMKt-p7MH/?igshid=1foiz46o5eywy

[tribeca]

Ten Great Joan Rivers Jokes, in Honor of the Late Comedy Queen’s 81st Birthday

1. “I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid.”

2. “My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.”

3. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”

4. “I was born in 1962 … and the room next to me was 1963.”

5. “No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.”

6. “I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

7. “Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.”

8. “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

9. “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

10. “Not all plastic surgeons are good. My cousin went to one and told him she wanted to turn back the hands of time. Now she has a face that could stop a clock.”