An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Kaine (Spider-Man), Ben Reilly, Steve Rogers
Additional Tags: Identity Porn, Secret Identity, Identity Reveal, Identity Issues, Hostage Situations, Clones, Spider-clones, Spider-Bros, PhD Student Peter Parker, Canon - Comics, Marvel 616 Compliant, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Idiots in Love, Friends to Lovers
Series: Part 9 of Marvel 616 and MCU Ficlets
Summary:
"I'll give you $500 if you let me kidnap you and use you as a hostage for… oh call it 25 minutes? Easy money, right, kid?"
"I'm not a kid," Peter replies, immediately. Without thinking. Typical Peter Parker.
Luckily, Deadpool has bigger problems, on many levels, and doesn't notice that Peter's reaction to being propositioned for a temporary hostage situation is almost as odd as the proposition itself.
"Okay, fine," says Deadpool, checking back through the emergency exit he just barged in from. "Let’s make it a thousand and I'll call you Daddy, how's that?"
Deadpool pays Peter Parker to pretend to be his hostage, and then Peter sort of ends up sleeping with Spider-man’s best buddy Deadpool. Things only get more out of control from there.
A comics-verse fast burn conflagration of idiots to lovers and identity porn set just after Spider-man/Deadpool #50 and during the post-Hydra-Cap fallout.
Note: this is comics canon so Wade and Peter are both in their mid-late 30s.