ACCEPTED ! kaya scodelario & kristin bell are now taken. see you in class, christina ‘chris’ lowell & amanda schmidt ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened. note: sean fishers’s tutor wanted connection is now taken !
( KAYA SCODELARIO. 24. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with CHRISTINA ‘CHRIS’ LOWELL? i heard they were born on JUNE 18TH, 1996 which makes them a GEMINI: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying MEDICINE even though they’re a FIGURE SKATER was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming TOO GOOD AT GOODBYES by SAM SMITH, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of NOT RECOGNIZING HERSELF IN THE MIRROR, CRYING IN THE MCDONALD’S PARKING LOT, AND UNCERTAIN PATHS, so it checks out. ( mary. she/her. 19. est. needles. )
( KRISTEN BELL. 43. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with AMANDA SCHMIDT? i heard they were born on SEPTEMBER 3RD, 1977 which makes them a VIRGO: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying ARCHITECTURE even though they’re an KINDERGARTEN TEACHER was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming WALKING ON SUNSHINE by KATRINA & THE WAVES, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of PICKING SUNFLOWERS, GOING TO PARTIES, AND THE SMELL OF HONEY, so it checks out. ( mary. she/her. 19. est. needles. ) *sean fisher tutor wc
ACCEPTED ! kat dennings is now taken. see you in class, sloane aarons ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( KAT DENNINGS. 34. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with sloane aarons? i heard they were born on march 3rd which makes them a pices: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying journalism even though they’re a crime scene cleaner was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming life on mars? by david bowie, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of reading paranormal magazines in the grocery store line; spinning a tall tale; and never letting them know how lonely you are, so it checks out. ( annie. she/her. 29. est. )
ACCEPTED ! tiya sircar is now taken. see you in class, nadia singh ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( TIYA SIRCAR. 38. CIS FEMALE + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with nadia singh? i heard they were born on august 20th which makes them a leo: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying business even though they’re a single mom was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming shout out to my ex by little mix, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of the sun peeking through clouds while it’s still raining, a flower growing in a crack in the sidewalk, and a woman saying a different age every time someone asks, so it checks out. ( bel. she/her. 21+. est. )
ACCEPTED ! im nayeon is now taken. see you in class, bonnie kim ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( IM NAYEON. 25. CIS FEM + SHE. ) do you have any classes with bonnie kim? i heard they were born on october 3rd which makes them a libra: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying cosmetology even though they’re a receptionist was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming good by allie x, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of analyzing birth charts, buying anything pink or heart shaped, wild sunflowers, so it checks out. ( angel. she/her. 24. est. )
ACCEPTED ! victoria justice is now taken. see you in class, drew madsion ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( VICTORA JUSTICE. 28. NON-BINARY + THEY/THEM. ) do you have any classes with DREW MADISON? i heard they were born on 2/19 which makes them a pisces sign: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying business even though they’re an webcam model was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming wordsworth way by fozzy, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of fun drunken nights, coffee in the morning, no makeup so it checks out. ( art. he/him. 37. est. )
ACCEPTED ! kim taehyung & zendaya coleman are now taken. see you in class, dylan seo & marina walsh ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( KIM TAEHYUNG. 27. CIS MAN + HE/HIM. ) do you have any classes with dylan seo? i heard they were born on 12/01 which makes them a sagittarius: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying information technology even though they’re a mechanic was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming black hole sun by soundgarden, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of hands slick with grease, parking lots awash with buzzing street lights, chain wallets, so it checks out. ( crow. they/them. 26. est. )
( ZENDAYA COLEMAN. 23. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with marina walsh? i heard they were born on 09/15 which makes them a virgo: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying visual arts even though they’re a pizza delivery driver was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming candy paint by post malone, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of an afternoon lost to daydreaming, band t-shirts paired with sweat pants, always showing up 15 minutes late, so it checks out. ( crow. they/them. 26. est. )
ACCEPTED ! yoo jimin is now taken. see you in class, hyejin cho ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( YOO JIMIN. 22 Y.O. CIS WOMAN + SHE / HER. ) do you have any classes with hyejin cho? i heard they were born on 10/01 which makes them a libra: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying fine arts even though they’re a librarian was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming circles by post malone, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of the smell of old books, constellations drawn in notebooks, having your head in space, so it checks out. ( aya. she / her. 25. est . )
ACCEPTED ! park chaeyoung is now taken. see you in class, april song ! please submit your account within 24 hours or your role(s) will be reopened.
( PARK CHAEYOUNG. 25. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with april song? i heard they were born on 02/28 which makes them a pisces: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying pre-veterinary medicine even though they’re a farmhand was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming chicago by sufjan stevens, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of a ponytail bouncing as you walk with a spring in your step, animal charm bracelets, an extensive beanie baby collection, so it checks out. ( crow. they/them. 26. est. )