#command line

[spr-oc-ketfinch]

Went to go write a thing of Chell seeing Phospher's monster form for the first time and I was really excited about it because there's a lot of small, really sweet moments in here. But now I have like a thousand words of this guy having to dig bullets out of his chest while it constantly electrocutes him and Chell just has to watch so like. What the hell. Where's my funny bit where Chell is supposed to be thinking Phospher is a monster and a threat but in reality she still just sees him as the guy she loves so the first time Phospher realizes she's there she's not even looking at him because she trusts him so much not to hurt her and then he almost cries about it and then he gets electrocuted again

[technologywhis]

Some people want the corner office. Others want the command line.”

[and-prayers]

im losing my grep on reality

[spr-oc-ketfinch]

Phosphers company would do the thing where the logo changes to have a little rainbow in it and then on midnight on July first it goes back to normal and when people start asking him if this means hes homophobic he says "i literally can't be my wife is bi" and chell goes :] and they cant be mad because shes literally going :]

[spr-oc-ketfinch]

For the ask game, 1 and 6 with Chell :)

Tumblr didn't tell me anyone sent in anything for this so here's your answer a week late!

1. How does your OC get the comfiest? Do they wrap themselves in a blanket? Do they build a pillow nest? Do they make a nice cup of cocoa or tea?

SHE LOOOOOVES TO BE COMFY she loves big hoodies when it's chilly and she loves blankie and warm fire and she loves hot drink and cool breeze. She loves being cozy and comfy so so much but I think her absolute favorite is going to bed in late summer/early fall where she's in her comfy pajamas, the room is warm but the windows are slightly open so there's a cool breeze, her cozy blankets, a warm drink (sometimes tea, sometimes cocoa, but always something warm), and a silly romcom book 🥺 it is the best thing in the world and then sometimes Phospher comes home early and then he gets to be cozy too while she rattles off about the drama happening in her book while not noticing that Phospher is gazing at her with an expression of absolute pure adoration and it's awesome I love her

6. What does your OC think is the cutest thing in the universe? Kittens? Baby plants? Something else?

SHE LOVES EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO MAKE HER PICK????? she will aww and squeal at literally anything that is even slightly cute and even some things that are not! Show her a weird deep sea fish and she will go wow this guy has STYLE!! it's great she's very easy to please.

I think after Phospher gives her her nickname she kind of develops a love for birds though. -points at a pigeon on the street that she is mistaking for a dove- omg we're the same..... it's really cute :] show her a fat bird that's built like an orb and sings the silliest chirps and she will just burst into tears on the spot

[spr-oc-ketfinch]

Phopsher sits criss cross applesauce when he needs to sit on the ground btw

[frutigercheese]

HELP I TRIED USING BASHUPLOAD AND APPARENTLY ITS SUPER MALWARE NOW

thankfully the upload failed (through curl -T in the terminal) and i never downloaded anything from it but that was SUPER scary

make sure you stay away from bashupload.com and always do your research before downloading from webpages!!

(my blog is starting to feel like a cybersecurity ad.... gulp)

[spr-oc-ketfinch]

Chell: oh nooooo Phospher!!! You made a mistake!! You put the cookies we just got on the top shelf ^-^ it's okay! If you could just move em down a little bit they'll be on the cookies shelf :] i know we dont buy a lot of food its okay its an easy fix and I love you sooooo much 🥺

Phospher, fully aware she is tricking him but unable to resist doing a nice thing for her: 😑