#commissar holt

[laboratorium-ix]

Final Liberation (1997)

[askjenetiakrole]

Lord Inquisitor Holt, The Swarmlord/Hive mind in general, Prince Yriel of Alaitoc?

Commander Krole: *hand gestures*

Melpomanei: “Commissar Holt’s soul sounded like a backhand slap, followed by the crack of a single shot. It is impossible to say whether the Tyranid Hive Mind has a soul, but its shadow in the warp is the chitter of uncounted alien fangs and a collective growl of infinite hunger. Yriel of Iyanden has a mongrel soul, whose song of life and death had slowly faded into nothing over the years before it was reborn in a final crescendo - it remains to be seen how long it will last.”

(send me a ‘soul’ and my muse will describe what they think your muse’s soul ‘sounds’ like)

[miss-lol]

Have you ever seen a dog with cheekbones so beautiful you wanted to cry? HA anyways more EO stuff cause fight me! sob @peachpunk mentioned Talon would be a Black Lab and from there I carcrashed into a dog version of my faves. Save me. You can find all three puppies where they belong in the Eagle Ordinary Web comic that @peachpunk ‘s masterpiece 

[miss-lol]

THIS IS SUPER RUSHED IM SORRY IM LATE FOR WORK BUT IM SO HAPPY THIS IS A REAL THING NO JOKE WE ARE ALL BLESSED THANK YOU @peachpunk THANK YOU SO MUCH  GO WATCH MY GAY ASS CHILD AND HIS GRAND CHILDREN ON EAGLE ORDINARY WHICH IS KICKING OFF AGAIN AFTER BEING IN A BIT OF A BREAK GO GO GOOOO

[miss-lol]

EO Headcanon #46345131   Holt has to take involuntary afternoon naps cause he’s a precious grandpa and really can’t help it. You can find the precious web comic this amazing old man belongs to here  and their AMAZING CREATOR IS @peachpunk tumblr doesn’t fucking deserve you OR your golden old men

[miss-lol]

Just a few reasons you should consider proposing to Holt + maybe vote him for president

Number one:

HE SMOL and will definitly FIGHT you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number Two: A FUCKING GOATEE PHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS BEFORE????? HOW DARE YOU???? And finally number three and, in my opinion the most important reason of all: HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FUZZY 

GODDAMN

S L I P P E R S?!?!?!?!?!???????????????????????????? I mean----

COME ON!!!!!!! Bonus points for badass hot daughter that looks exactly like him. Will fight you too obv. Unfollow me  RIGHT NOW cause this shit is all I’ll be posting for the next MONTH. All screen caps and Commissar Holt Belongs to @peachpunk from the amazeballs webcomic Eagle Ordinary

I really wish I had time for the more complicated version of this little thing I had in mind and I’m srsly overreacting to this whole thing but if this is wrong than I’ll see you in court assholes!!!!!

[miss-lol]

I’m...I don’t have any excuses anymore.

I just dropped in to ask kid Holt to prom. (Cause apparently this strip needed a direct sequel??)  All characters (except for my buffsona) belong to @peachpunk also screencaps and characters are all from Eagle Ordinary which I abuse greatly in the past few days

[miss-lol]

LEMME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT A HOT OLD MAN!!! I was recently made aware of the AMAZING webcomic Eagle Ordinary which I HIGHLY recommend weather your a WH40K enthusiast such as myself or not. Standing tall over a well  written story and a cast of witty and colorful characters is THIS specimen right here *fan self* commissar Holt~ I swear to god this man hits EVERY box on my husbando check list;;;; Grumpy, Old, will FIGHT YOU!!! HE’S THE WHOLE PACKAGE!!!!#!@# All Eagle Ordinary characters including the commissar belong to @peachpunk PLEASE go check out their stuff and take a look at the webcomic it’s just FUCKING PRECIOUS!!!