Just a few reasons you should consider proposing to Holt + maybe vote him for president
HE SMOL and will definitly FIGHT you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number Two:
A FUCKING GOATEE PHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS BEFORE????? HOW DARE YOU????
And finally number three and, in my opinion the most important reason of all:
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FUZZY
S L I P P E R S?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????
I mean----
COME ON!!!!!!!
Bonus points for badass hot daughter that looks exactly like him. Will fight you too obv.
Unfollow me RIGHT NOW cause this shit is all I’ll be posting for the next MONTH.
All screen caps and Commissar Holt Belongs to @peachpunk from the amazeballs webcomic Eagle Ordinary
I really wish I had time for the more complicated version of this little thing I had in mind and I’m srsly overreacting to this whole thing but if this is wrong than I’ll see you in court assholes!!!!!