Listen, man. He’s had a long day.
Sequel to this
seen from Australia

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Listen, man. He’s had a long day.
Sequel to this
Leeluke paralleling Copollo
Something something father and sons, something something watching your lover becoming something horrible and the only way to stop it is to kill them (only Luke 'killed' Lee first)
"You're sure this is what modern warriors drink when they go into battle?" "Absolutely."
your honor, they're silly. they grew on me. like a rash.
Copollo / Apollodus (Apollo x Commodus)
I love this ship / OTP
I like this ship
I feel neutral towards this ship
I dislike this ship
I very much dislike this ship / nOTP
Blindfold
Whumptober Day 18: Blindfold
This is sooo late sorry gang :)
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The Germani regarded Apollo as if he was no more than scum, staring very obviously at his features and very clearly feeling the desire to smash his skull in. He sighed, deproved of skull smashing, and looked too his companion. "Do you have the blindfold?"
pjo as cursed things said in my american history class
percy: wait, so all these 'historical fiction' novels we read about are just fanfictions on the revolutionary war?
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annabeth: *pointing to guy on american history textbook* I want him. he looks so hot.
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leo: 'land of the free' more like land of the fanfiction.
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frank: edmund burke.. my god that is the ugliest man i have ever seen.
hazel: wait let me look it up.. he had a WIFE?? HOW DOES SOMEONE LIKE THAT GET A WIFE??
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apollo: i want to touch his long hard thing...
commodus: it's a gun. they're talking about a gun. it's not what you think it is
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meg: guys, paul revere is kinda hot if you know what I mean...
favorite pjo antagonist based on (your headcanon of their) vibes alone (note: not how compelling they were in canon)
Kronos
Gaia
Kymopelia
Octavian
Drew Tanaka
Khione
Luke Castellan
the triumvirate (putting them in one group to allow for more options)
Medea
Nyx
Since my last poll went over well. And I might as well use my power of polls for chaos.
Reading The Dark Prophecy: Chapter 29 (SPOILERS)
I got a glimpse of the "You villain!" and "Ssssstand assssside! . . . I will ssssswallow him whole!" on the next page and immediately thought they were talking about Apollo. My bad. It was Lityerses. Coulda been either of them at this point, though.
"'I thought you--' His welding visor fell shut, making the rest of his sentence unintelligible." Lmao
"You have to wonder about your chances in combat when even your dead friends are worried about dying." Oh yeah, I forgot Brieanna's already dead. And even he thinks they should flee? Yeesh, things are not looking up. Eh, they'll be fine.
"But I hear much talk about us and them." Jamie! We're about to die! I think we can spare a little "us and them" talk.
"Hunter Kowalski brandished her screwdriver. 'Not likely.'" Death by screwdriver.
"Commodus won't leave this net alive." I hope he doesn't die in this book. Shouldn't the final battle in the final book have all three Triumvirate members there? I know it's called The Tower of Nero, but everyone should be there, right?
"They have ìgboyà." Yoruba for courage/bravery. "I would have to purchase some ìgboyà as soon as possible." Yeah, Apollo does need a little ìgboyà to strengthen his bones.
"the Hunters of Artemis had to clean the cow pens" Maybe Emmie and Jo are still salty about having to leave the Hunters.
"brothers named Deacon and Stan" I'm sorry, Stan? Ok. "IV drips of nectar." First of all. Do we know their godly parents? Second of all. I didn't know you could inject nectar directly into your blood. Isn't that supposed to be food? I don't see anyone ingesting soup via bloodstream.
"a few dozen mortal mercenaries, about the same number of demigods from the Imperial Household, a few hundred assorted cynocephali and other monsters, plus the usual hordes of blemmyae" *toaster oven dings* How many Hunters do we have?
"Leo, stop." Let him cope, Calypso! Y'all're about to die. Let him let off some steam, both figuratively and maybe literally.
"Also I should mention the giant bronze dragon in the corner" Oh, yeah. So maybe things aren't as bleak as they seem.
"what about your magic? Has it returned?" "This morning, I moved a coffee cup across the counter." clap clap clap
"I would have made popcorn and watched the bloodbath from a distance on Mount Olympus, or simply caught the highlight reel later." I wonder if that was supposed to sound as demented as it did. "But as Lester I felt obliged to defend these people" Is it because he's Lester or because he's seeing this stuff happen firsthand and in the middle of the fray? If it's because he's Lester, then once he regains his powers, will he no longer feel these things?
"not-so-little Georgina" I reiterate: are we sure she's not half Germani? Apollo could've gotten with a Germani person and had a kid. 'Cause Georgina's giant.
"bounce it off his nonexistent head." As a ghost, do you not have all your body parts if you died without them? Like, you'd think that he'd have his head reattached once he became a spirit, but no. Maybe only if they're in the Underworld. But he'd at least, like, carry his head around or keep it in his inventory or something, no? Guess not.
"Was it payback?" I hadn't even considered that. I highly doubt it. Apollo's type of payback is much more obvious than that. *eyes Halcyon Green*