#commonly-nonsensical

[mataglap]

commonly-nonsensical replied to your photo: A pattern develops.

*Zooms in on Alan Rickman in Dogma because I have never seen anyone else acknowledge this film*

Are you kidding?! It’s one of my absolute favourite movies EVER.

“Get the fuck out of here! Now!”

“Or you’ll do what, exactly? Hit me with that ffffffish?”

[mctiddiezo]

writing request, mayhaps: coffee date? :D

Probably not the coffee date you were thinking of but uhhhh here ya go:

Jesse tapped at the table’s surface, not so much a nervous tick as something to occupy his hands for want to hover over Peacekeeper, hidden under his jacket. He’d done a lot of dumb things in his years, but this had to be top five at least. Sure, he’d knowingly walked into traps before, but that was different, all he needed was a plan and his gun. Here, violence could only be wielded in an extreme worst case scenario. A shoot out in a coffee shop was not something Overwatch needed pinned on their healing reputation. But as dumb as it was, it was a risk that needed taking.

Last week he’d spent an afternoon in a nice little coffee shop while staking out their route to escort a payload. he’d needed something to look busy with while sippin’ his chai latte for six hours, so he’d brought his tablet and decided Joel ought to give this place a lil shout out. Describing just enough detail for them to get the picture, but left out any identifying factors like his coffee order or where he sat. However, as smart as he’d always been keeping Jesse McCree and Joel Morricone as separate as pony and a penguin, someone had figured out they wore the same hat. That night, he’d browsed through the comments on the piece which contained the usual chatter, except one. It was from a long time reader he’d grown to recognize, DecidueyeTrainer69.    “I will have to try this place next time I am in the area. I hear their Venti Non-fat Chai Latte’s are to die for.”It had froze him solid. Not only had they implied they were in that location, they knew his exact order. This had to be a Talon operative…. or someone who actually knew him. He wasn’t sure which put him more on edge. He couldn’t risk this getting out, not now. So a private message & a few fancy words later, he’d set himself in his own trap. Either way, he mused checking the time, he was about to find out and deal with it accordingly. Jesse surveyed the exits again from his seat at the table, re-calculating and re-evaluating all his options should the worst happen, when a body suddenly sat down in the chair opposite him. It took a good many seconds too long for his brain to process the information before him.

  “You were correct, Mr. Morricone, this is a nice place. I believe this to be your drink of choice?” Hanzo Shimada offered nonchalantly pushing a cup marked chai towards him.   "You fuckin’ bastard.“ was all Jesse could manage. Hanzo just tipped his head back and laughed. the fuckin’ bastard! Of course it was Hanzo. Everything was making sense now, he’d even been on the same reconnaissance with him that day. Which brought the realization of just how much his anxiety had tunneled his vision. But he’d work that out later, for now, his secret was safe. Taking the coffee with a chuckle he asked, “How?”     "Oh please Jesse, I am an ex Yakuza boss, world class assassin and your current Teammate, it wasn’t hard!“ The man sat there with one of the haughtiest, most smug grins McCree had ever seen him display.    "How’d you know about the drink?”Hanzo pointed out the window to the rooftop across the street where he’d have perched with his rifle. “I got bored. Watched the order come up on the register.”    “You sayin’, that instead of scopin’ out the land for enemies ya decided to spy on me?”  “Well, on your ass specifically, but yes.”McCree choked on air.  "Now, about this date you promised DecidueyeTrainer69…?“ Hanzo cooed, eyes twinkling and grin crooked. well i’ll be… He’d been aching to ask the archer out for a while now, but that ‘right moment’ just hadn’t come up. Meanwhile, Hanzo strikes right at the heart in the most extra way possible. But damn, if that wasn’t one of the things he loved about him. Leaning into the other man’s table space Jesse flashed his own crooked grin.  “Next round’s on me, Darlin’.”

[kyiora]

@commonly-nonsensical replied to your post “Guys what are your overwatch heroes sexuality headcanons? I’m...”

I have very little rhyme or reason but:   McCree: bi/pan Hanzo: gay, maybe leaning toward demisexual gay Mei: asexual lesbian Zarya: lesbian Lúcio: poly bi/pan Ana: probably bi, haven't thought that hard but it feels right

Oh very nice, I’m totally down for bi McCree, and homoromantic demisexual Hanzo. Ace Mei is so nice as well and Zarya is, of course, a lesbian. Ana is a bi icon and Lúcio could be polysexual.

Very nice, very nice my friend. <3

[whiskeytabby]

fake fic titles: "For Better Or Worse" (for whoever) and "The Trial of Hanzo Shimada" (obvious)

“For Better Or Worse”

So many possibilities! Though one part of me kinda wants to think of it as an Overwatch (because this has taken over my life I hate to say) collection of team-as-family one shots showing how that evolves from a bunch of old friends and relative strangers to an unshakable team who’s going to get it right this time. Jumping from pov to pov all the while and building up freindships and relationships alike.

“The Trial of Hanzo Shimada”

Two ways I would run with this, one being Hanzo being captured by the organization that rose from the ashes of his family’s empire that’s seeking to ‘kill the last dragon’ to not only solidify their control but make a show of strength and a threat, so a mildly public killing that they’re calling a ‘trial’. Queue Overwatch saddling up to go get him back and likely showing up just in time to see why the Shimada dragons held such an iron grip on the underworld for so long (because I love the idea of those dragon spirits having a little autonomy). Also good opportunity for Genji to pull some “I’m not dead bitches!” nonsense.

Idea two being a full frontal fantasy/urban fantasy ‘meeting with The Scales’ idea. Some string of events (accident, something self-sacrificing, near-death experience, fantasy!overwatch fighting out of their metaphysical weight class, so many possibilities) leads to Hanzo finding himself face to face with Judgement them self (and possibly the Shepherd of Souls) leading to what could be a very interesting and likely tense conversation and possibly a bit of an adventure through that realm.

[scp-113]

My name's Jordan, aka Kerfuffle, fav color is green, my fav ship is McHanzo (obviously), fav ice cream is mint chocolate chip which is clearly superior to all others, I had dogs when I lived with my family but not here. They were cuter than all the other dogs, though.

Greetings, human!

Green is my second favorite (specifically apple green). MCHANZO IS LIFE. Mint chocolate chip seems to be very popular lol. Your claim is rather lofty. I think my dogs are pretty dang cute!! Possibly cuter than yours!

[sherribonne]

This is from the wip meme a couple of days ago! Sorry I didn’t get around to it until now!

robo-cryptid replied to your post “@robo-cryptid tagged me in a WIP meme! I thought ‘oh god I have no...”

well I definitely need to know what "this is so rubbish" is if you're willing, lolllll

@robo-cryptid So a while back I apparently wanted to write a date fic! And .... it was so rubbish. Not BAD bad but just boring, y’know? Nothing interesting or new or exciting, just Hanzo and Jesse out on a date and it’s very nice.

Exerpt: “The flirting continued through dinner and into dessert. Jesse wasn't sure how much tactile sensation Hanzo had in his prosthetics, but early on he'd taken the chance and carefully, oh-so-subtly, let his foot rest against Hanzo's. From the shy smile that had blossomed on Hanzo's face, Jesse figured he could likely feel everything”

commonly-nonsensical replied to your post “@robo-cryptid tagged me in a WIP meme! I thought ‘oh god I have no...”

McCree's thirst??

@commonly-nonsensical it was inspired by THIS ART (thanks past me for actually putting a link in my document??) and I just wanted to write it all out.

Exerpt: “Hanzo's been around for a few weeks now, and McCree still doesn't quite know what to make of him. He seems to be an incredibly serious man, insular and introverted, unwilling to join the team for anything other than missions or team practices where he tends to stick to the corners and shadows.

Here, though, he's standing in full light, and McCree fights back a blush as he fumbles with his ammo. The program begins and he fires six quick shots at the targets which appear in rapid succession, but the memory of Hanzo's muscles bunching and the light sheen of sweat on his arms and shoulders blurs his vision.“

(The next line was ‘God this is so rubbish’.)

[robo-cryptid]

@youraveragejoke replied to your post “WIP Meme”

MCHANZO SPOOP!!!????

Yeah! That one right now’s just in the like planning/outlining/note-taking stages but @corvidfightclub and I are trying to collab on some supernatural/psychological horror shit. Corvid has some rad ideas and I just go “ooh neat, and what about???” and it’s fun so far but not terribly far along yet, writing-wise. :)

@commonly-nonsensical  replied to your post “WIP Meme”

please tell me more about the superheroes omg, I loved that little AU series from before and if there's more I'll die

It totally is. I haven’t actually added much to the drabbles I already posted, but I did shove them into my WIP folder and have suspiciously not put them on AO3 yet so. Yes. I definitely intend to make that a “real” story. :3

[mctiddiezo]

2, 3, and 24!

2. How long have you been drawing?my entire life actually. grew up in a family of artists so i pretty much came out crayon in hand3. How many classes have you taken?none really, i’m primarily self taught. as a kid my grandpa (who was a cartoonist and graphic artist) used to do “Pappy Art Class” and taught us the basics (he’s always been a big influencer in my work). since then, the only real official class i’ve taken was in college for 2D design. 

24. Do you feel jealous when you see other people’s art, or inspired? (Be honest!)oh heck yes both. ya gotta be a lil competitive to grow as an artist i think ;Dbut not so much jealous as more it inspires me to want to push myself harder artistically and learn/achieve more. & i start observing/analyzing how that artist works/achieves that style/method and try to either emulate it or incorporate it into my own art.