#compatibility rating

[love-god-bill-cipher]

hey uh how compatible are MAAU bill and MAAU axo

bill kinda manipulated axo into loving him and then panicked when the axolotl started to be obsessively in love with him so he dipped to manipulate ford right and then the axolotl saw ford loving bill so when ford was pushed into the portal the axolotl kinda shoved bill into the weakest human form possible and made both him and ford participate in a manhunt to get back to their original reality in gravity falls but hey uh i dont even know how to defend this at this point

OKAY... this is messy:

So... Bill manipulated Axolotl into loving him, PANICKED when it worked, abandoned them for Ford, so Axolotl got REVENGE by trapping both Bill and Ford in a manhunt scenario?

throws hands up

That's not COMPATIBILITY!

The compatibility rating is "DISASTER/10" and also "please get interdimensional therapy"!

[repentantheroes]

I don’t usually take much stock in astrology until it tells me EXACTLY what I want to hear.

Like, for example, that based on my birthday, birth time, and birthplace, I am 112.23% compatible with Taron Egerton. 

Look out, you beautiful bagel-bite. Our fate is written among the stars.