#complete shitpost

[mangyraccooon]

Spoilers for 1165!

Marcos dad canonically was the first to join white beards crew.. you know what that means

Marco has two dads… >:3

Bello (Italian) - beautiful or handsome

[ethanmustdiexo]

funkobra!!! i love frikey ships theyre the best

i had to do this its just so funny

[another-normal-anomaly]

If demon Cam had only neutralized Morgoth and not resurrected the elves, die Ainu

(the correct way to interact with this post is to read it out loud and then have me summarily executed)

[sssapplebottomjeans]

something something... the irony of varian being a suicidal alchemist. yk the people looking for a way to extend life

[mrsreinhart]

idk what this is but I’d like to manifest it becoming a reality

[jone-slugger]

Woke up in a fever and did this

[feyswilde]

gay pibbles fashion showcase

[unearthlyfromage]

M Ford, Swap, Origin and E Stan are playing Minecraft (lets pretend Origin isn't a boomer and gets what Minecraft is), what chaos ensues

I have so many legitimate asks I have to get too but this is so stupid, so funny, I will answer (Also I don't know how you know these characters you stalker they have yet to appear)

E Stan is watching Origin play because his goofy ass can't press the buttons, Origin is perpetually stuck in a cave, Swap is becoming rich via Villager exploitation and M Ford is on an eternal quest to make a shit ton of concrete and hole up in a flower forest biome, he has no other goal and bro is focused.