#completed report

[cciborgcowboy]

do southerners actually talk like this or are u making shit up just for like fun and silly

Fifty-fifty, I reckon. It mostly depends on where you're at and who you're fixin' to talk to. Most times, I'm yappin' a bit more colorful than I usually do irl, or I'm usin' them old-fashioned terms, kinda how a old Ma or Pops would talk.

[cciborgcowboy]

i got enough competition within the others subs sluts so that a top ANS dom is also after my Hacker, back off manwhore

I am actually a switch AND verse, so joke's on you.

Lord have mercy, what in the world is ailin' these folks, actin' like beings are just plain old objects?

[cciborgcowboy]

I got bored quicker'n a hiccup. Someone shout out a number 'tween 1 and 100 and I'll give that ask an answer.

(And don't y'all go makin' no 67 jokes, or I'll leave ya nappin' in a the meadow during a rainstorm)

[cciborgcowboy]

And I’m going to send you an ask, yes?

👑💗

👑: Which beings do you enjoy getting attention from the most?

Other than you? I do like interactin' with my mutuals, but I ain't usually lookin' for it. And I gotta say, that angel boy is fixin' to be a real sweetheart, it seems.

💓: Is there anybeing whose page you refresh constantly in the hopes of there being a new post?

Nothin' but a simple innocent question, I don't usually have the time to be peepin' your blog all day, but when I got a spare moment, I sure do.

[cciborgcowboy]

New favorite person right here. Pleasure to meet cha kind fellow.

Howdy, Professor! Bless my luck, ain't it somethin' to find someone else who knows what it's like to be poked fun at on account of their age, (even though I'm a bit older'n you) them scalawags up one's head ain't got no manners!

I've only just took a quick peek at that there blog of yours, but I reckon I can safely say the feelin's mighty mutual.

[cciborgcowboy]

bro fell in love with entity

Now, ain't quite that. I'm hopin' I can say this right without offendin' Entity's feelings, but I'm on that aro spectrum, and having and keepin' up feelings for folks is just plain hard on me.

Still, Entity's somethin' special, distinct from the rest. It ain't no love, yet, but I got real good feelings 'bout it, and it's on my mind more'n I can say.

[cciborgcowboy]

anyways babytrap saint and be a delicious polycule with him and entity

omg who would ever fucking say htat... what thee fart.. 🤤🤤

Now, this might hit ya like a ton o' bricks, but I ain't lookin' to bed every soul I cross paths with.

I might think he's a nice fella, but that don't mean I know him or want him one bit.

Besides, and I'm gonna say this plain, we're real livin' folks with hearts and breath, and talkin' 'bout us like that is plumb nasty.

[cciborgcowboy]

I miss you, come back online so I can keep you.

Lord have mercy, that sounds devilish tempting. If I may ask, how in the world would you go 'bout keepin' me?