The town sheriff

At your service, stranger

[cciborgcowboy]

Howdy, stranger. I ain't got the knack like some folks to gussy up this here introduction, so let's just cut to the chase, y'hear?

Well, I'll be, I'm radqueer-adj, propara and punk.

We're also the law 'round these parts, and if you ain't fond of me or happen to be one of my did-wrongers, that's just gonna make things mighty complicated for ya.

Well, hush my mouth, ain't gonna jaw on about this all day.

Gender apathetic nonbinary girlboything. Any/All pronouns. Single. Uninterested. You can call me sheriff since I haven't decided on a name yet.

Completed report: Asks.

Newspaper at your door: 💛🩷. Caelicio. 🌻🪲. 🛹🎸. 🐇(🥕). 🍼🧼. 🧁🐇. 🫧🧊. 🦌. 🩰. 🐁. 🌴🌼. 🐾🩸. 💙🐶. 🕰️. 🪖🩹. 🌿🐾. 🍋‍🟩🐏. (claimed emojis)

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Please avoid using tone tags with me as much as possible.

[cciborgcowboy]

I got this idea just fixin' to spin 'round in my mind.

I ain't got much libido, see, and I'm a service [blank], that's how I reckoned this out.

You can please that (consensual) abuser of yours by touchin' yourself whenever they holler, matter if you ain't feelin' it or if you're right out in the street? Absolutely not. You're doin' it for 'em, since they can't force ya, you're fixin' to do it on your own.

[cciborgcowboy]

How do you feel about “doubles”? Our boothill wants to share something but doesn’t want to make anyone upset haha

Appreciate ya askin'. I don't mind much, so long as they don't feel uncomfortable 'round me.

[cciborgcowboy]

Adult creature flustered over nothing.

[cciborgcowboy]

Oh my GOD ITS BOOTHILL. ITS BOOTHILL. I LOVE BOOTHILL. HE IS FAVOURITE HONKAI CHARACTER. I YELPED.

Hey there to you too.

I reckon I love that spirit, I've been fixin' to shake things up 'round here for a spell now, and well...

Since Cassidy ain't comin' back, I ate him, so I'm him but ain't quite, I made myself comfortable here.

[cciborgcowboy]

Host is teasing me, there's no other way to see it.

Why am I, a giant by human standards, a mercenary, ruthless and detached, wearing bunny slippers?

[cciborgcowboy]

Ain't nothin' feel worse than havin' to hold back all that inner devil 'cause you're scared as all get out it won't be keen on the things you're into.

[cciborgcowboy]

I miss you, come back online so I can keep you.

Lord have mercy, that sounds devilish tempting. If I may ask, how in the world would you go 'bout keepin' me?

[cciborgcowboy]

Looking exactly like what folks picture when they say 'pretty girl' is drivin' me crazy.

[cciborgcowboy]

Aro! I am also aro, there is so many more ways to feel towards someone other than love, or platonic, or familial! Thats why me and Saint use the label soulbound, because I don't inherently feel romantic attraction. Haha.

Much obliged for sharin' your thoughts. Once you quit fixin' on how things 'oughtta' be, a whole heap of new ways to see this world gonna open right up to ya.

Now, I'm capable of feelin' romantic love, it's just a mite hard to get there 'cause I don't usually feel no connection or I just don't let folks get that close.

[cciborgcowboy]

bro fell in love with entity

Now, ain't quite that. I'm hopin' I can say this right without offendin' Entity's feelings, but I'm on that aro spectrum, and having and keepin' up feelings for folks is just plain hard on me.

Still, Entity's somethin' special, distinct from the rest. It ain't no love, yet, but I got real good feelings 'bout it, and it's on my mind more'n I can say.

[cciborgcowboy]

I miss your posts, I miss you, actually.

Lord have mercy, I was thinkin' the exact same thing, just plain ol' strange.

[coycherub]

i really dislike how this community speaks about polyamorous people .

it's very weird for a community that thrives itself on being accepting and inclusive

so , no , polyamorous people are not greedy , whores , sluts , cheaters , or swingers .

just because you can't understand someone elses romantic orientation does not mean you have to degrade them and treat them like they are any less than you , because they're not .

it takes nothing at all to be kind and respect someone even if you don't understand them , do better .

[coycherub]

and no , this is not me saying you're not allowed to be uncomfortable with someone who is polyamorous hitting on you , or romantically speaking towards you - yes you are allowed to set that boundary and no one is saying you can't .

just be respectful , holy shit .

[cciborgcowboy]

"You can't even like it because you're both doms/tops leaning"

Perhaps if you spent more time working on developing a personality and mannerisms that others wouldn't find repulsive, you wouldn't have to hunt domtops as if they were a rarity.

And also learn BDSM etiquette, I just know you're a shitty subbottom.

[cciborgcowboy]

Tell ya what? Go on and keep your chin up in anger, I'll just go on and build a lil' shrine to Entity.

[cciborgcowboy]

I reckon I try to keep my mouth clean 'round here, but I just can't stand bullies none.

Y'all want a laugh? If them folks had known me back when I was a little critter, I'd've been their prime target.

I was a clumsy, awkward mess, glasses, braces, orthopedic shoes, and short as a shrub 'cause I grew slow. Plus, I was a real nerd and queer as a bell.

You know when they quit? The minute I busted one of 'em right in the nose.

The brave live 'til the weak start fightin' back.

[cciborgcowboy]

yo 😭 talking about saint was a mistake bro your parasocial ass anons are getting him bruh

Thank you for letting me know.

It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's frustrating that some beings find it justifiable to harass others simply because they are so miserable and insecure that if they don't dare to talk to their favorite blogs, nobody will.

Remember folks, you don't know me. What's your favorite thing about me? It could be a big lie. How could you know?

Neither I nor anyone else is a justification for being a bully.