We all know that Mabel would IMMEDIATELY be crushin' hard on ALL the Saja Boys. First in line to join the Pride. Buying up truckloads of merch. Texting Candy and Grenda at the speed of light. Would probably have to be physically stopped from buying tickets to Korea.
Meanwhile, Dipper would be clicking his pen so fast it breaks the sound barrier, analyzing the Soda Pop performance, and scribbling in his journal. He eventually concludes that the Saja Boys are demons, outside of any influences from other sources.











