#completely nonsensical

[kendall-coded]

jeremy strong looks like the human man version of the little guy you click and drop on the street in google earth

[heshearingvoicesagain]

Guys in your head driving you insane

[keikoayano]

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[curiosity-killed]

I understand absolutely nothing in this class

[mosswithliveoak]

me: i love closing shifts because i can sleep as late as i want

dad: why, do other people not like them?

me: i think the difference is everyone else lives here year-round so they have friends they wanna party with at night and i don't

dad: why don't you make friends with your co-workers and party with them?

me: because then i wouldn't want to work the closing shift

dad: but- why- wait was that a joke?

[stinkard]

hm

im realizing im pretty disinclined towards monogamy

there are so many babes in the world and i have so much love to give that its like

im thinkin

if i ever become involved with a person, im going to tell them straight up that i enjoy being promiscuous

i think my definition of whether youre my boyfriend or girlfriend or not is whether or not were doing shenanigans and are sweet to each other like i have so much love and talent to give that that definition cant be relegated to just one person

this post made no sense im so sorry