(bear waving at you)

i'm fallon i'm 31 i'm they/them and i PROMISE i won't steal your pickanick basket when you aren't looking [NO MINORS NO TERFS]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[cheesekait]

Had a dream a tumblr mutual was like " I had to break up with my gf she just got cheated on 4x and Im kinda sick of it" and when i was like "doesnt that mean you cheated?" They said "I would like some privacy during this time please"

[fandom-man]

[stinkard]

Do i have any gardening oomfs....I am experiencing a broccoli problem

These plants are maybe a month or two old. Why do they look like this? Are they starting to bolt? Did it get too hot? Why my mutant brassicas...

[stinkard]

Love having a garden because now when I go outside in the morning to take my bong rip I can follow it up with like 10-15 minutes of actually doing something productive before work lmfaoooo...taking my little twice-a-day tour of my garden checking up on my shit like it isnt 3 containers and a melange of planter bags talking about "Yes the struggle pepper got bigger!! Oh rain made the cherry tomato plant grow another arm...getting a little big for your britches there arent you..." Fully out loud talking to my garden like I dont have neighbors. Locked the fuck in. Who am i

[stinkard]

You guys i just harvested my first batch of kale from my kale plants #mykale BIG big bunch of leaves and theyre all leaves that i grew!!! I grew themmmm ^-^ look at my boys...naked now because I took their leaf clothes...but strong and healthy

[stinkard]

If you make a random generic ass post and tag a fandom or whatever that you were only tangentially thinking about when you made the post im going to fucking kill you. If you have nothing to contribute to a tag or you arent tagging for content dont fucking tag your DUMB ASS LAME ASS FLAVORLESS ASS POSTS

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[cosmonautroger]

Proboscis Monkey

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[sandsvendor100]

Whimpers

[sandsvendor100]

Throws Up A Little On YOUR Couch

[stinkard]

Hate thst I am actively having a breakdown and I still have 2 houses left to clean and people I have to pretend to be okay around

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[stinkard]

Still haven't gotten my paycheck (happened last week too) which likely means our boss has been dragging his feet getting payroll in. So basically I have to kill him

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[sacred-portal]