#conar

[ask-ssec]

CONAR My GOAT, how you doing today? Here have some cream cheese bro, enjoy the rest of your day 🐐🐐

Conar: ❤❤❤❤

[gayemoji]

connor passive aggressively mimicking his laugh fuels me

[smplivecomments]

from Pirate Hide n Sneeg (Sneegsnag)

[thecrispier0nion]

Hey I saw you post about the Six Coyotes and now I realize I can hit you with the New Player Curse again. Sorry not sorry.

Who are the Six Coyotes? What's their deal? I hear them get thrown around for off-screen stuff and I'm curious. (Also I think Micah-10 is a member and she's cool so I need to know)

Oh I will gladly talk about them. Another day another essay about Hunters. I love Hunters.

The Six Coyotes are a group of Hunters - six of them, obviously - currently still active in the Destiny universe. They were the first Guardians to explore beyond the walls of the Cosmodrome, making it accessible for other Guardians to patrol.

The name 'Coyotes' comes from one of the members's birthplace, the town Coyote, in Old Russia. Coyote is where the six Hunters essentially became a permament fireteam.

It is a team composed by two Exos (Micah-10 and Lee-4), two Awoken (Nadiya and Therin Vai) and two humans (Conar and Himura Shinobu). Micah and Conar, already old friends, discovered the town of Coyote and agreed to protect it from the Fallen House of Kings, that was currently besieging the town. In order to have enough manpower, Micah recruited Nadiya, Therin and Lee; Nadiya was being paid, while Lee had to repay an old debt. It is unknown what moved Therin to agree to the job, but he probably accepted because he was already friends with Micah and Conar. In Coyote, the five Hunters met a villager by the name of Himura Shinobu, who showed them around. Nadiya and Shinobu eventually became good friends, and planned to run away from the town together, because neither of them believed the Hunters could safely fight off the Kings.

However, before they could leave, the Kings attacked the town, and Shinobu was killed and immediately resurrected as a Guardian in a matter of minutes. She had lost her memories, but had both her diary and the five Hunters to guide her; eventually, she decided to keep the name Shinobu and join the team. And so the Six Coyotes were born.

Here's more info about the six members:

Micah-10: the one who can be considered the team's founder. Micah is an Exo who's been around probably since the early City Age. She is known as 'the mother-hen of Ghosts', gathering and protecting them until they found their Guardians (fun fact: one of these Ghosts just so happened to be the one who would one day resurrect Andal Brask. When that happened, she sent him and the Ghost overseas, to the Last City). Micah is an extremely interesting character, also having ties to Cayde, and is widely theorized to be something akin to a Speaker. She has had dreams about the Traveler, which seemed more like messages sent directly by it, since she was a child (dream 1; dream 2); and ever since she became an Exo, her DSC dreams have been quite interesting.

Conar: a human who's been good friends with Micah for a long time, but prefers to run solo nonetheless. Not much is known about him.

Nadiya: an Awoken woman. We know Nadiya is also one of Cayde's best scouts, so much that he asked for her help in Cayde's Six. She uses the pulse rifle Chattering Bone and wears the exotic chest The Sixth Coyote.

Therin Vai: an Awoken who was resurrected during the Dark Ages. He makes a big deal out of his name, claiming he knew immediately what it was upon ressurection (something that usually only occurs in Exos). He also insisted he would be the one to unearth the lost Warmind Rasputin (he was not). Shortly after being brought back, he ran into the Pilgrim Guard, a group of Titans who welcomed and helped him. Here he met Orin, the Emissary of the Nine who at the time was a lightbearer; she asked his Ghosts a few questions about him, then told him about the Awoken. Therin is also the one who named the Coyotes's shared jumpship, The Bandwagon.

Lee-4: again, we know almost nothing about her other than the fact that she is a quiet Exo who utilizes a sniper rifle.

Himura Shinobu: the last one to join the group, she was rezzed minutes after her death in Coyote. She didn't retain her memories, but found out about her past from her diary; she decided to keep her name, but to leave the town with the other Hunters. Some time later, her and Nadiya run into an Ahamkara, who grants Shinobu's wish by morphing into her mother and answering questions about her childhood. Nadiya warns her that the dragon is lying for it's own benefit, so Shinobu allows her to gun it down. Shinobu is also one of the most famous Bladedancers.

That's pretty much everything we know about the Six Coyotes! There's probably going to be new lore coming soon with TFS because of Micah's relevance in the story, but we'll wait and see.

[brazaesthetic]

CONAR (2002)

[ram-naissance]

What made you leave the business with Connor to be president with Quackity??

Well it was all kinda falling apart at the seams before I left

Years of one failed scheme after another, I got sick of it, y'know? Wanted to start something new, kinda like how Wilbur had said he would the last time I'd seen him at that point

So I left, made my way as far out as I could, went city to city trying to pitch my business proposal to everyone that would listen

And nothing worked

One day I get a call, I know that voice, it sounds hesitant

Asks me if I'd like to endorse a political party him and some kid started, so I went without a second thought

Really I just wanted to see him again

When I got there, seeing that country, everything Wilbur had built without me while I was out failing over and over, it was a breaking point

So I went against him, teaming with Quackity since our goals aligned

I think you know the rest.

[kucherovv]

Now that SMPLive is canon to the DSMP, and TikTok has gotten their grubby little hands on it and made it into something to make Schlatt’s character less negative, I would like to discuss Schlatt’s character from the point of view of SMPLive being canon. SMPLive was a much different environment to DSMP and it was ALL JOKES but, with it now being canon, I can analyze it seriously.

First off, let’s address the Schlatt and Wilbur friendship theories. This wasn’t a big theme on SMPLive and was actually nearly completely independent. The main plot-heavy interactiong between Wilbur and Schlatt on SMPLive was Schlatt manipulating Wilbur into buying Schlattcoins by essentially framing him in a crime, lol. IIRC, all of the main friendship stuff between them was built in Wilbur solo videos. Schlatt and Wilbur friendship isn’t canon SOLELY from SMPLive, but I vaguely remember them mentioning the lava videos once during Manberg, so that’s something for you.

Another big take I see is that Schlatt wasn’t always a shitty dictator. This is true, to some aspect, but also not at all- remember Schlatt’s mayoral campaign? He forcefully seized power of Spawn City, and then got jurisdiction over Fallen Kingdom in order to build a Costco there. Whenever he got leadership positions, he’s been corrupt. This includes Schlatt & Co.

Schlattcoin as a whole was built on lies. It was an exit scam. That was literally the whole bit around the beginning of it: he sold it to Connor, who then sued him because it was an exit scam, only to join in later. This is where cuck shed comes from- Schlatt scamming Toxxic- and where Wilbur and Schlatt’s alleged friendship is torn apart.

This next part isn’t inherently illegal, but Schlatt was a shitty boss. He overused unpaid child labor (IamTy, my beloved) on the guise of an internship. Ty was pretty much manipulated into work as an intern at Schlatt & Co as a way to build his character and.. stuff.. Yeah, this happens all the time in real life and was a bit but now that it’s canon I can overanalyze it. Schlatt also manipulated his other employees (Connor, *, and Altrive) into doing illegal business dealings with him and helping him to run an exit scam. Connor was the only one truly clued in, and even then Schlatt didn’t give him fair pay and they were always arguing over Connor’s pay.

Again, I’m aware that it’s all bits I just used to have a hyperfixation on SMPLive and now have a lot to think about, lol

[shoezuki]

i think dream should watch i am not your friend by ludwig. i know it’s intended for the audience pov but he should take some tips

mans should study ludwig’s vid n then be assessed with a 2 hour test at the end to make sure he learned some words in it