no. 1 case of Spontaneous """Human"""" Combustion

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[shoezuki]

Sampo and Gepard traverse the universe

A post compiling the mini-fic series I am technically doing on here, where Sampo acts as a tour guide with way too much knowledge about random planets and space things, while Gepard experiences things he never thought he would experience (and also sometimes accidentally causes major social changes and civil upheaval). I will just update this post whenever I write something else

Silap-Inua (A planet of solid flickering light, where time is bent on itself)

Unnamed Planet (Gepard is upset with Sampo, somehow dismantles a crime syndicate in record time and becomes a hero)

V-9 / Vix (Sampo takes Gepard to a planet overrun by plants)

A Forgotten Place at the Edge of the Universe (Gepard wants to know where Sampo came from, so Sampo shows him what remains.)

The Green Chapel (Sampo has some unsaid business to attend to in a Tavern in the middle of nowhere, giving Gepard rules to follow if he goes in the Tavern even though he shouldn't.)

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[evilwizard]

[animentality]

[shoezuki]

discovered the word 'egoism' in how its the antonym of altruism and is someone being absolutely concerned solely with themself but like i feel it is too out of place to use in the doctor fic but i want to but its very much a 'look at me i just learned this word' type of word to include in a fucking fanfiction but

[shoezuki]

word too cool for fanfiction😔

[shoezuki]

Pressure cook the hands, feet and ears with plenty of water and aromatics and then blend when the bones are brittle enough to break with your fingers. Strain and reduce. Boom. Yummy broth

tbh yeah i think broth is the way to go w human body cooking for a lot of it realistically. but would it be Good. or would it only be good in the sense that you can make it taste good with enough seasonings. hm

[shoezuki]

discovered the word 'egoism' in how its the antonym of altruism and is someone being absolutely concerned solely with themself but like i feel it is too out of place to use in the doctor fic but i want to but its very much a 'look at me i just learned this word' type of word to include in a fucking fanfiction but

[dogpuppy]

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[calllynx]

More experimental animation. All done on paper, oil pastel and alcohol marker.

[glorioustragedykid]

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

[glorioustragedykid]

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[shoezuki]

CHARBORG IS LIVE

[planetarytransformation]

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

[shoezuki]

If you could make me into a soup, what soup would it be?

It HAS to be soup. I dont consent to be eaten unless its via soup

damn ok besides ramen and udon (the weaker answers imo like you'd jus kinda be a garnish) my favourite soup is fucking. broccoli cheddar soup. theres no meat in that.

safe answers would be chili or a good meaty stew cuz slow cooking human meat would probably actually make it taste decent. but maybe id go w a gumbo to be funkier w it cuz the mixtures of meats would be interesting

[shoezuki]

Doom scrolling tiktok be like:

"Would you eat human meat" 👀 oh?

"If you said yes, keep scrolling" oh 😔

BOOOOOO COWARDS BOOOOOO