#conchord doyle

[iamsimming]

Con: Okay, here’s what’s going to happen. Jordan: stop antagonizing your sister. Taylor: stop berating your brother. Both of you, say nice things or don’t talk at all. God, I feel like you are both three years old again, I thought that I was done with this shit.

[iamsimming]

Jordan: I will if she admits I am right.

Taylor: *singsong* And I will if he shuts his stupid face,

Con: Oh my god.

[iamsimming]

Conchord arrived to find the kitchen swimming with tension.

Con: Okay... what is going on?

Jordan: I am just trying to be helpful-

Taylor: You are just trying to be an asshole, and are succeeding with flying colors.

Jordan: You are only defensive because you know I am right.

Taylor: Oh, that’s rich-

Con: GOOD MORNING LOVING CHILDREN OF MINE. Can we put this on pause and enjoy a nice brunch together? I did just travel all the way here from Willow Creek.

[iamsimming]

While Leighton lived his boyhood dream, Taylor wandered around the Con, where she saw a familiar face...

Taylor: Dad!?

Con: Honey!

Taylor: What are you doing here? Does mom know you’re dressed like that, strutting around the Geek Con?

Con: Yes, and later I will be showing this bad boy off in the bedroom.

Taylor: Please stop.

[iamsimming]

Lily: Con, stop harassing our daughter. Conchord: Me? I would never. Besides, what kind of father would I be if I didn’t warn my children of their impending murder? Taylor: Oh my god, dad.

[iamsimming]

Conchord: It says here that San Myshuno is the murder capitol of the world. Taylor: No it doesn’t, dad. Conchord: I am not sure that you want to live in the murder capitol, honey. Lily: Oh boy.

We join the Doyles in Willow Creek, at the family home, where Taylor has been staying for a few days after her messy divorce. Her brother, Jordan, lives in San Myshuno where he works as a General Practitioner, and has agreed to let his baby sister stay with him for a while. Ermagerd the Doyles, TS4 style. Eeeee.