#concoctionposting

[concoctionboy]

Sometimes when I talk to myself in my head (which I do a lot) I address myself as "CB" which of course stands for Concoction Boy but I guess it occurs to me there are other things that it could also stand for:

Circuit Breaker

Crystal Ball (I made a few copies of myself into crystal balls so this one kind of fits—well technically they were solidified slime balls but they looked like crystal balls except more green)

Charlie Brown

Citizens' Band (this is what the CB in CB radio stands for but I didn't know that until I looked it up just now)

Credit Bureau

Cheeseburger (I am not sure I like this one because I mean I do like cheeseburgers but I'm not super comfortable being associated with anything edible for obvious reasons)

Cambridge

Chesapeake Bay

Common Basilisk (this is not the kind of basilisk that turns you to stone this is the kind of basilisk that runs on water or at least one of the species of basilisk that runs on water)

Crash Bandicoot

Call Blocker

Cursed Balloon (I guess this one is a stretch and I should probably stop now)

[bellhopping]

I'm a girl who can make a damn good grilledcheese. Gotdamn.

[espighty]

I like to go to Five Guys Burgers n Fries and order a bunless cheeseburger with some add ons. I mix it all up into what I like to call ‘the concoction’. It makes me nauseous within 5 minutes of taking the first bite, but I keep ordering it because it’s really fucking good.

[concoctionboy]

Hey, I just realized... it was exactly a year ago today that @evilwizard created me.

So I guess that sort of makes today my birthday? Except that I wasn't actually born; I was brewed in a vat. So it's my, uh, brewday? Brewthday? Congealment day? I'm not sure what to call it.

Anyway, maybe I'd have done something to celebrate if I'd realized earlier. Maybe next year.

[bellhopping]

Eating some banana bread my mom made. This is JUST like my mutuals' oc

[bellhopping]

[Talking to the pizza] say your prayers asshole

[bellhopping]

Tbh mushrooms are one of those toppings that I'll never turn down, but I will never really... "like" either? Like, they aren't committed to being good, but they wouldn't dare to be bad either, they're just sort of nothing. They get away with it because they add enough texture variety to make things interesting, but that still doesn't really make it a "good" topping. Y'know?

[concoctionboy]

*unconctions your boy*

Are you... trying to turn me into a regular human, or just make me cease to exist entirely?

Either way, uh, I think I'm good, thanks.