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you should try water displacement to measure dick volume. it'd be more accurate

Using this as an excuse to enjoy my barely disguised fetish for fucking containers of water

saw a post like "oh wicked looks like that because jon m chu made a bold directorial choice to use pastels in his story so you shouldn't criticize him" and like first of all i'll criticize him because it looks like shit. second of all this is a massive fucking blockbuster movie, do not sit there and pretend like the sancticty of the artistic vision is being challenged, and third of all, don't make the choice to lightand shoot in pastels when your main charachter is Bright Fucking Green

yeah lol i think i remember after the first film got the same criticisms he talked in an interview about how it was a deliberate choice to color it this way because the story needed to "feel more real" and grounded bc if it felt too colorful and "fake" then audiences wouldn't feel the stakes of the Real relationship between the two women… very stupid thing to say just on its face but doubly so when you look at how vibrant and saturated the set photos are

but anyways yeah also very funny for him to pretend this is His Artistic Vision when it's IMMEDIATELY clockable as MCU airplane hangar overcast flat lighting like okay glad you had the same artistic vision as a car commercial

AND even funnier of his defenders to imply that the only valid criticism is of Mistakes or things that happened by accident and as soon as an artist says they did something on purpose you should no longer criticize them like ??? hello?????? no one is saying this wasn't a deliberate choice!!! the point is i am criticizing his choices!!!! i think he's a bad director making bad artistic choices and his artistic vision is bad and/or nonexistent bc he is simply a funnel for hundreds of millions of corporate dollars from universal to create a 5-hour long advertisement for tie-in products. "he made a bold directorial choice so you shouldn't criticize him" WHAT. why are we unironically doing marnie girlshbo oh sure let's make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively ABOUT MASSIVE BLOCKBUSTER DIRECTOR JON M CHU

#qs #concreteafterrain

murderbot (i don't think i've seen you posting)

the titular murderbot spends several novellas murdering people who deserve it, having wacky fish-out-of-water shenagigans with humans who don't deserve it, and learning how to care about people while adamantly and comically insisting it doesnt. and also it watches a lot of TV i think (?)

#ask #concreteafterrain