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So my mom comes into my room and accuses me of stealing her gym pants and gloves...

And then asks if she can look through my drawers to find them.

ok 1) no I have your gloves on.

and 2) you cannot go looking through those.

YOU FOUND A BOX OF CONDOMS LAST TIME

AND THAT BOX IS STILL THERE.

so no.

go away.

/embarrassing

#mom #accusing mom #stop that #condom box #in my drawer #NO

Condomless condom box

(1.19.12, 08:53)

There’s a box at the clinic station on the third floor of Ash (and the second, but that’s as much as I know) that has a note reading, “Free - ONE to a customer, please.” I thought it was normally for condoms but I wouldn’t exactly know because the box is usually almost empty.

Today, however, it was full. (It could possibly be because I was there a bit before eight, which is when Ash opens.) I made a beeline for the box when I entered, something I never do when people are around—they all know wassup. Usually it’s an awkward, failed-nonchalant picking. But I must admit I’ve recently been trying to be as casual as possible and it’s been going well… Except when hubby insists I grab a bunch (they’re free and he’s a half-jew. Smh) and makes the whole endeavor super awk.

Still love you :D lol <3

So I reached the box looking for some colorful prophylactics but uh. They weren’t there. That box, which is always always empty and even has a label appealing for freeloading moderation…

Was full of toothbrushes (Oral-B) and cute travel-size toothpaste (Colgate). Needless to say, I took a lil somethin somethin but being such a good person and all, I only took one brush (I thought I had an old mini paste in my bag but turns out I don’t. Lame.)

I’m not sure if they rotate health goodies but I’m pretty certain that that box has condoms in it most of the time. There’s always a basket on the second floor, too. Or, you know, CVS (gotta pay for theirs though).

As a side note, what does “Oral-B” and “Colgate” even mean?

As another side note, there’s a guy sitting behind me in A.Union who’s laughing. A lot. While watching something on his phone.

As a last side note, I’ve been looking at the weird “condom” so much that I now feel that “condom box” would be a great hip title for a book.

#a.union #ash #condom box #random #story