#congrats devon

[tulowitzki]

"if you have a long stick, you have great hands"

[devonjwerkheiser]

devonwerkharder “You guys are fantastic. I come back from Burningman to see we are at 100k! So grateful for all of you. What a beautiful journey this has been so far. My life as an artist is only just beginning. Thank you for being a part of it! #blackrockcity #werkharder #letsgo #instadaily #instalove #instalife #instagood #zap #lightning #burningman #prologue“

[nnostromo]

so I have this friend (the one who laughed about my dog getting hurt) who used to have this other friend and every single time she sees her around Oakville she texts me about it.

without fail.

she always says that the girl must follow her around because how could they ever run into each other? that's crazy. how could two people living in a city possibly run into each other in public places???????? I mean that's not completely self absorbed to think that she's totally just going to walmart at the same time as you because she wants to ruin your night. not at all. 

my friend used to drive by this girls house all the time for no other reason than to try and see her. shit's weird, man.