#conker beta

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Ever wondered what happens when Conker’s eye texture is missing?

Now you know :)

Happy Halloween!

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I really am cursed with knowledge.

So while trying to find differences between the two betas and the final, my friend died during a boss fight. 

In the final, when Conker gets crushed to death, his body remains flattened like this.

But in both betas, something different happens. Not only does it play his normal death animation (him lying on his back and reaching up before collapsing on his back again) it also has something extra. Something completely unused, and I don’t think this has been documented before. It isn’t on the tcrf page, that’s for sure.

So my friend and I found this by accident, we were fighting the Big Big Guy and she died by getting crushed and I noticed something next to Conker before the screen faded out. I asked her to die again and let the screen remain on Conker. This was the result, gore warning.

That is an unused texture of Conker’s intestines. I can assume it went unused because most of the time we died, we couldn’t get it to face the correct way. The blue part of the texture I think is supposed to be Conker’s jacket torn open? I’m not too sure. We did get a few screenshots of it looking as we think Rare intended it to show. Oh yeah, his heart and another organ would also pop out of him upon dying, so you’ll see those on the ground next to him.

I’m certain it wasn’t removed for being too gruesome, considering some of his other deaths. I always thought his crushed death was tame in comparison to getting shattered into chunks or getting sliced in half. 

If this was kept in, I feel like it would be a combination of the final and this, where he would be flattened and have the guts texture.

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New friend spotted

For those who can’t tell, that’s a bat! One of the brown ones who attack you in the barn and bats tower. It looks like at one point, Conker was supposed to become allies with one. I can’t confirm for sure, because the ending cutscene might not exist yet in this build. For all I know, this one could just be there for decoration. But his dialogue is the same in the opening cutscene, where he implies he knows everyone around his throne, I would think that includes the bat.

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Talking about the beta, usually in It’s War, Conker is in what I call “serious mode” where he won’t do any idle animations except one when his guns are out. Apparently this hadn’t been implemented yet, because I caught him doing some while standing next to Rodent.

I theorized that maybe it’s because Conker didn’t have his cigar, so I loaded an area where he had it but he still did idle animations.

I wonder why they took these out? Maybe they really did think it was too serious of a section for him to do fun little idle animations.

Bonus: Rodent really wants some chocolate milk.