#conmunism

[commonsensecommentary]

A necessary reminder regarding the many, many Marxist threats now facing our nation.

(From my blog archive)

A Warning To America (From Vladimir Lenin)

I believe that I can say without reservation that Vladimir Lenin, the leader of the Russia Revolution in 1917 and the man who provided the i

[justsomeantifas]

me after going on a communist rant to my friends in front of my phone: hold on

me picking up my phone and whispering: im just kidding jeff bezos ha ha ha. funny jokes right? please dont kill me.

jeff bezos: *physically manifests in my home and vaporizes me instantly*

jeff bezos: FOOL YOU ARE FOR THINKING I WOULD BUY SUCH POORLY THOUGHT OUT LIES. I SEE ALL. I HEAR ALL. AND I WILL DESTROY ALL

[saturns-writings]

Communist (a skit)

Setting: the year is 2100. Music is illegal as well as other forms of art.

Character s: Nils the police officer who is retarded

The artist Leeann

Plot: police v. Art

Leeann: (is driving to an underground art show and had all of her paintings are well hidden. She goes over the speed limit just to get to the show. Center stage) oh fuck (seeing a police officer in her review mirror)

Enter Nils stage left approaches Leeann to give her a ticket.

Nils: did you know why I stoped you?!

Leeann: because I was going too fast. Look I have to get to my work like right now.

Nils sticks his head into Leeann’s car sniffing and smells the oil based plaint indicative of art

Nils: mam you do know that doing art is illegal and I might have to burn your paintings. Mam please step out of the car.

Leean : (grabs a utility knife and leaves her car) I bought he fucking things I did not make them.

As nils comes into the car to get the paintings she stained in his spine rendering him disabled. She then kicks him.

Leean: (spits in the police officers face and gives him a kick in the stomach) burn in hell and hell your leader, Benvie that I will come after them to if the don’t lift the art ban (yelling at the crippled police officer)

Nils: (seizing in pain) some one help me for fucks sake!!

Leean (get pissed) that’s it, you’re going to die. And after I am done I am going to kill Benvie. (Stabs Nils in the heart and driver’s off to Benvie’s house and leaving him for dead.)

Leeann (Enter stage right)

Benvie (center stage eating a steak oblivious of what’s to come)

Leean: (stabs Benvie in the heart and Chinese 48 times.) die you fucking commie bitch!!! (Yelling)

Leean: walks away (stage left) goes to her car and continues to the underground art show.

The end.