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Senior night Copperdale High Locker Room

[Jerry] is your dad coming tonight?

[Reed] Pfft what do you think

Reed: What? Guys-

Reed: You didn’t have to-

Cecil: Of course we did

Evelyn: We wanted to

Jerry: We’re so proud of you, Reedy

Reed: Thank you

Class of 2019

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Lin: It’s crazy that we’re all seeing each other now

Connor: Huh?

Lin: I mean, basically. Jerry and Lauren, Reed and Jen, dare I say Ray and Chiquita?

Ray: Like Robbins would let me. 

Jen: Like Ray would dare be tied down to one girl

Ray: You should talk

Reed: We’re not a thing

Reed: Me and Jen, Jerry and Lauren, it’s all casual, right Jer?

Jerry: I mean… mostly

Reed: Mostly? 

Jerry: It’s not like it’s anyone else’s business

Reed: So you’re dating?

Jerry: No! But we’ve been seeing each other all summer-

Reed: You were seeing Wes too

Jerry: Wes was a fling, we only hung out a few times

Reed: Are you kidding? You were fucking every chance you got!

Jerry: It was a casual hookup, he’s back on the East Coast now

Reed: Yeah, that’s basically the only reason you’re not with him right now

Jerry: Shut up!

Jerry: I’m not fucking doing this here.

Jerry: Come on

Jerry: Okay, what the fuck is your problem?

Reed: Nothi-

Jerry: Bullshit! I’m not fucking doing this anymore Reed, either tell me what’s going on or get out of here

Reed: Really? You’re fucking kicking me out?

Jerry: No, I’m asking you to quit trying to throw me under the bus!

Reed: If it’s really so casual with Lauren then why does it matter?

Jerry: Because you’re making me sound like a slut!

Reed: You are a slut!

Jerry: You know what? I am kicking you out. 

Reed: Jer- 

Jerry: Get the fuck out of my yard

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Ray: Well… Look who had the balls to show up

Jerry: You made it! Want a sprite or something?

Reed: No thanks

Jerry: Cool. Grab a seat

Ray: I hope you’ve been working hard this summer Robbins, my new iphone’s gonna set you back 750 bucks

Lauren: Don’t be a dick, Ray

Ray: I’m not being a dick! He’s the reason my phone is busted, he should have to replace it!

Reed: I- I don’t have that kind of money

Ray: What, you’ve been mowing lawns for free all summer?

Reed: No, it went to my college fund

Ray: College? What college is gonna want you?

Jen: Shut up Ray, now you’re really just being a dick. We all know mommy and daddy already bought you a new phone.

Reed: Jen? What’re you doing here?

Jen: Lauren invited me

Reed: But you have other friends

Jen: They weren't doing anything tonight

Reed: But like, why are you hanging out with us?

Jen: You guys are my friends too

Reed: Lauren is

Jen: Do you not want me here?

Reed: No… no it’s cool

Jerry: You had to invite her

Lauren: This is not on me

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Ray: Look out Robbins, someone’s here to see you

Connor: I told you, she’s gonna be all over you this summer

Ray: Go long, Con, he’s gonna be busy

Reed: Hey!

Jen: I brought your sunglasses

Reed: You didn’t have to go through the trouble

Jen: It’s no bother

Reed: Well… Thanks, I appreciate it

Ray: Hey Jen, we’re getting together at Con’s on Sunday, you should swing by

Jen: Yeah?

Connor: My folks will be out

Jen: Sweet, I think I will

Ray: Hey Robbins, you should bring your sister

Reed: No way in hell

Jen: I’ve gotta run, but I guess I’ll see you on Sunday

Reed: Yeah, see you then

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Jerry: This is Wes, I used to swim club with his brother

Connor: That’s how you met?

Jerry: Uh…

Reed: Jer, we need to go

Jerry: Dude, Wes just got here… it’s like, 9:30

Reed: My dad’s texting

Jerry: Fuck…

Jerry: Here. Wes will give me a ride home

Reed: Seriously?

Jerry: Dude, I can’t just bail… he drove all the way out here

Reed: Whatever. Enjoy your little fuck-fest

Jerry: Reed-

Wes: It’s okay if you have to go

Jerry: No, he’s being a pissy little baby and I don’t want anything to do with it. Let’s just have a good night

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Lauren: Hey Jen, you here with your brother?

Jen: Mmhmm, he’s in the pool. So are the guys

Lin: Oh they’re drowning each other. Adorable

Lauren: I guess their homicidal tendencies haven’t changed since last summer

Connor: Hi babe!

Lin: No manslaughter charges today, Con

Connor: Don’t be lame

Ray: C’mon in girls! Let’s get this party started!

Lauren: I hope you’re scared Jen, you may be used to being top of the pyramid on the field, but in the pool I’m the champion 

Jen: Someone sure is cocky, did you forget last labor day?

Reed: Quit grinning, Johannsson!

Jerry: You think you have a chance??

Reed: Nice work, Corcoran

Jen: We still got it!

Ray: Not for long, you’re going down

Ray: Hop on up, I bet we can beat your brother

Chiquita: Me?

Ray: Yeah you, Robbinette

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Reed: Hey guys

Lin: Oh my god!

Connor: Holy shit

Lauren: Uhh, so what the fuck happened to you?

Reed: What? Nothing!

Ray: Dude…

Reed: Okay, it's seriously not that bad

Lin: You do know it's picture day..

Connor: Bro, what happened?

Reed: So, there was this total jackass from Evergreen Harbor-

Ray: For real?

Reed: Yes, for real! I got freaking jumped!

Connor: Do we know the punk?

Reed: Nah, he's some second string on their football team.

Connor: I say we get even

Lin: God, you're such a meathead jock

Connor: I'm a loyal friend

Lin: Loyal meathead

Reed: Whatever, he's not even worth it. You should see what I did to him.

Jerry: I don't see any bruised knuckles

Lauren: Did you even get in a punch on this so called "rival punk?"

Reed: I didn't come here to get shit on by you, how many fights have you been in?

Lauren: Zero. Is that supposed to be a flex?

Ray: Dude, just point him out when we play EH

Connor: Yeah, we'll rough him up good

Ray: And hey, you'll look badass in your school picture 

Jerry: Jesus Ray, don't encourage him

Jerry: It's not cool. It's fucking stupid

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Jerry: So wait, are we all like, lowkey seeing someone now?

Lin: Omg wait…

Jerry: You and Connor, obviously, me and Lauren, Reed and Jen, and Ray and Chiquita?

Ray: If Robbins lets me

Reed: Seeing each other? I mean, that's kind of a stretch, right?

Jen: What do you mean?

Reed: I mean, we’re not, like, dating or anything.. And Jerry it's not like you and Lauren are serious, right?

Jerry: I don’t know

Reed: I mean just last week you asked for that girls number at the pier

Lauren: What?

Reed: And you said you’d tap that

Jerry: I didn’t say that

Reed: You definitely did, you were flirting with her like crazy

Jerry: I got her number for you, dumbass.

Reed: What about that guy you were texting?

Jerry: That was a month ago, I’m not even talking to him anymore

Reed: But you hooked up with him when you were talking to Lauren

Jerry: Well it wasn’t serious then

Reed: And now it is??

Jerry: It’s closer to serious

Reed: Like hell it is, you’ve never been serious about a relationship in your life

Jerry: And you’re the expert?

Reed: You’re such a fucking hypocrite, I don’t pretend like I’m serious about a girl and then flirt with everyone and her mom, at least Jen knows where we stand. You lead Lauren on and on when we both know you’ll get bored in a month and find someone else to fuck

Lauren: Shut the fuck up!

Jerry: Laur-

Lauren: We’re literally just trying to have a nice little bonfire and you’re both being total jackasses.

Jerry: Lauren don’t listen to him

Lauren: Forget it, I just want to have a nice night with you all, can we just be cool?

Jerry: Yeah, yeah we can, that’s all I want too.