okay so do johndave for the send a ship cause i really wanna know
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave- john because he has less common sense than a paperclip
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex- dave is secretly a cat person (all strilondes are) and he just lets the cats do whatever the hell they want, much to john's dismay
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit- they both do it to each other as a mini prank war started by john
who breaks the most phones- dave has sat on and broke 4 smartphones in his 16 years of existence
who dies first- *sobs*
which one could i see as being lactose intolerant- john but his love of icecream trumps all and he eats it all the time
who thinks they can do something really well but they can't- dave thinks he can play basketball but a two year old can beat him on the tiny kiddie hoops because he has no depth perception whatsoever
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed- john whenever he makes terrible puns (which is always)
who uses the computer most- dave does, because the only video game he ever played was the dorito skateboard shit and after being introduced to the world of valid pc games he got addicted immediately
and there you go!! some headcanons that i spent WAY too much time on!
