#conservative humor

[animezinglife]

.45-70 Derringer

[efron-the-saxophone]

If you're ever feeling down, just watch a Ben Shapiro debate. He makes everyone look like crap and it's a perfect 2 in one: entertainment and enlightenment.

[animezinglife]

My friend and her [Mexican-American] boyfriend are going out as an illegal immigrant and a sexy border patrol agent. 

They win.

[animezinglife]

Me, listening to my friends' relationship problems: I'm too old-fashioned, too level-headed, and too mild-mannered for this.

[animezinglife]

I love him.

[animezinglife]

Why even go to school and work hard nowadays when you can just become a celebrity and by default become an expert on social and economic topics?

[lizsmemes]

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