Accio Zac Efron 💍

Been here since the 2010's. You kids wouldn't know... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY if I was a crusty old fuck with an entitlement and ego problem. Have the day you deserve 🔪⛓️💋

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[southernraisedmarinecorpsmade]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

The most American thing that has ever happened

[specsthespectraldragon]

inb4 “that doesn’t look like a bald eagle” congratulations! you have been fooled by the juvenile plumage of the bald eagle. this man rescued a teenage idiot bald eagle. with a gun.

[swan2swan]

[busterbunker]

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

[emmaubler]

“Freedom is a light for which many men have died in darkness”

[dollarmeat]

[southernraisedmarinecorpsmade]

Reminding the redcoats of our independence

[kageyamacrow-deactivated2022111]

do you ever cry because you’re not british

[orbitingasupernova]

tears of joy

[olivegarden]

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[frontmansdefender]

[ruinedchildhood]

[atlinmerrick]

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

[basicbutch]

i just love him so much

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

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[sunb1eeder]

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[efron-the-saxophone]

My orange one always kicks the absolute shit out of his gray brother's face in this exact same way when they play fight 💀

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[tekablade-refantazio]

some Sora hair studies

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

You really have to watch the dosage.

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

As someone who has been on Adderall before, this is No Joke.

I once took WAY too much to do a drive from CT to Boston and then from Boston to Michigan. I did it all. Without peeing, without eating, and barely drinking.

By all rights, I should have stroked out.