#consistentlyaverage

[colorousme]

I'm dying to know what your "summercourse guy" tag means pls tell me plsss :3c

It's the tag I use for posts about or for my boyfriend, who I met at a course for medieval show fighting last summer 🥰 hence the nickname "summercourse guy" 😎😘☀️

[yellowpoet]

Bls craft me ur strongest botion

🧜‍♀️😻🐢

This potion is chilled, not too cold, but the temperature of a refreshing beverage, little drops of condensation roll down the blue-green glass. The bottle is rectangular and gently corrugated, sides going in and out and in and out just like the tides, and tracing a finger over the pattern suffuses you with a deep sense of calm.

The frothing deep blue green liquid seems to speak to you, to say, it is okay to take things slow, you are loved, it is alright, float along with me. When you uncork the salt-dried stopper, the scent is of pink lemonade and green apple. +6 to swimming, +3 to breath holding capabilities, +3 calm to demeanor with a debuff of - 2 to reaction speed

[littlecrowdetective]

@consistentlyaverage and they are ready to beat the life out of the're shit dad!

@iamcalledyana omg. You have no idea how much I want this! The possibilities! This is giving me so many ideas now. And especially since he's friends with mitsuru.

[churchyardgrim]

consistentlyaverage replied to your post: so much of the praise for the good place flies...

the morality system throughout the series is hinted to be… not great. Also Chidi wasn’t sent to TBP for being “annoying” it’s because his chronic indecision often impacted negatively on those around him, and his inaction often lead to harm of his loved ones. Though if you’ve seen things out of order then it would be weird. It’s best to watch shows chronologically tbh

most of the praise I see seems to be centered on the morality system, or at least the morality message, though! and I can’t take seriously a show that bases its drama on a faulty system like that, if we’re supposed to take the Moral Judgements Of The Universe at face value when there’s so many holes just waiting to be poked in them.

I did, in fact, watch those three episodes chronologically. they were the first three episodes. I got so fed up with the bullshit moral system I dropped it and went and looked up the wiki later, and became incandescent with rage at what kind of end of season twist is that huh. that’s also where I got Chidi’s Crime Is Annoying from, I swear the wiki had that nearly verbatim.

[trust-a-conkus-fanzine]

Hey guys! So recently onn our post linking to the google form for apps we got this question by @consistentlyaverage

and figured that might be a question a lot of you have so Mod Levi and I wanted to make a separate post explaining why we’re having you all email your portfolios in case anyone else has the same question!

Basically if you haven’t run a google form before the way it works is that if you want to look at the overall responses you can’t see who answered the question, you just see the responses individually. If you want to see the name of whoever provided a certain response to a question, you have to go through each form individually. Long story short: it’s a lot easier for Mod Levi and I to keep track of whose portfolio is whose through email than through google forms. We get that this is a little extra work for you guys but it goes MILES in making our jobs easier

Thank you so much for this (very long winded) explanation! Don’t forget to apply if you want to! Applications are open till the 25th!

- Mod Reese

[weavingmemories]

consistentlyaverage

Macey this is Illegal

consistentlyaverage

good thing Connor is a cop so he can ARREST U FOR UR CRIMES!!!!!

ILLEGAL??? OR JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE???

y’all can’t take me alive /uses suspenders as an elastic cord to fling self into space/

[femboy-fever]

consistentlyaverage replied to your post: Chucky was able to produce a child. he got nut

Did… You call him cucky on purpose

it was originally a typo but i thought to myself, “you know what? fuck cucky” and left it in.

[careforacuppatea]

consistentlyaverage replied to your post “Riding home from college, I was thinking how I still can’t figure out...”

the people who call it abusive seem to be lucky enough to have not experienced abuse irl. Then they go harass real abuse victims in some kind of online 'moral' crusade. it's insane

I honestly assume now that when people call meihem abusive, honestly never experienced what real intense abuse is.

I swear to God they only do this shit online because if they tried to pull this shit irl, someone would get fought.