#constipatedllama

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Rest in peace to the first physician in history who heard a patient talking about how all his wives and mistresses failed in giving him a child and just was like "that sounds like a you problem :\ "

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@green-bigfoot Do you wanna see something cool well you don’t even need to just turn around-no! I mean look up- no wait! there it is! Balancing on your head is the most tiniest smol creature i’ve ever seen... A rusty spotted cat. It’s a kitty but its a wild kitty and a never-ending mover. You could seemingly be the most calm and focused person in the room but your daemon has somehow ended up upside down hanging from the ceiling with its claws. 

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Pokemon partner

Anyone want to join in or want to know what i think their pokemon partner would be from their profile. Just ask me and or point out specifics (what region, type etc)

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Which one of these small children can I put my husband's brain into.

Jay Bauman

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@rustandruin Well your daemon is ... a norfolk terrier. Just as friendly as you are and sometimes its even hard to recognise who is pushing who to do what. Fluffy and approachable is the air that you give off and it is amplified by the sweet little terrier at your legs.

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@albanywebster Looking at you for a second I wondered where your daemon was, maybe it was too small for me to see or to shy to make an appearance but nope suddenly your Golden Jackal daemon leaps into view clambering on anything in sight in order to stand on higher ground.