Hey, this is a pretty fucked up and dark joke. If you don't find anything funny here, I understand you not liking and sharing this with everyone around here.
Velvet: (Monologue) The first thing I do is put on my patch to indicate that I am no shorter than 6' tall. Then I step outside and I am immediately attacked for my height.
Ruby: How's the weather up there, Tallie~?!
Nora: (Hi-fives, Runs away w/ Ruby)
Velvet: I'm only half-tall on my dad's side, but they don't care.
Velvet: Around 12, I go to my favorite restaurant for lunch, but there's a discriminatory sign against people more than 6' tall. "No Talls Allowed". A group of Short Queens kick me out before I can walk in. Guess I won't be eating here today.
Velvet: On my walk home, I see something truly horrifying. Last night, the Short Queens destroyed the storefronts of every shop owned by 6-footers. They're calling it Kris-TALL-Nacht.
Velvet: Pyrrha, what happened?!
Pyrrha: Don't you get it, Velvet? (Points at 6) This is what's wrong! It's the TALL-ocaust! Jaune and I are leaving tonight, and you should, too.
Velvet: I think Pyrrha is overreacting.
Velvet: Around 3PM, I see my doctor about a height reduction procedure.
Neo: (Shakes head, Points to ears)
Velvet: NO! NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! I CAN'T BE THIS TALL!
Neo: (Points to door, ala "Get her out of here!")
Velvet: Later, I turn on the news and see Weiss Schneetling.
Weiss: FIVE FOOT THREE AND A HALF IS AS TALL AS THE PERFECT WOMAN CAN BE ALLOWED TO GROW! (Crowd cheers)
Velvet: She's becoming more popular by the day.
Velvet: Around 10PM, I lay down to go to sleep, but my room and home are suddenly raided by Short Police! They ransack everything and arrest me for being tall on a Thursday night. First, they came for girls taller than 6 and a half feet. I didn't think anything of it because I wasn't 6 and a half feet. And then they came for me.
still thinking about the very silly content machine caveman skits "stop texting her on your iStone" and similar jokes. or the strangerhood. there's no I in TEAM but there is a ME if you rearrange the letters! i love silly stupid humor like that tbh. still haven't found my berries
