I am STRUGGLING with writer's block, but here's this totally high quality content instead 😎
WHAT KIND OF STARDEW VALLEY PLAYERS WOULD SOME OF THE VAN DER LINDE GANG MEMBERS BE??
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Dutch: Deludes himself that he's become best friends with Lewis and helps run Pelican Town. Avoids Joja because that bitch Morris wears black and red.. LIKE A PINKERTON!! Completes the Community Center in year three because he genuinely tries, but he focuses on the wrong things at times and misses important stuff
Arthur: Peacefully completing tasks, probably takes the Community Center route because of the community 💪🏻 Avoids fishing like the plague and takes like five years to complete his route because he keeps forgetting like one crop in fall (and like half the fish)
Micah: Doesn't take EITHER path because he doesn't bow down to any kind of corporation or little green goblins 👹👹 AN ABSOLUTE MENACE. Gives everyone trash but Pierre yet he still tries to romance Caroline. Bro won't take the hint she's married.
John: Hates like half the characters for a mysterious reason. Somebody would probably ask him, "Bro?? What did you give Jodi glass shards for???" "That woman shoved and walked through me!" "You were standing in her way..." "I don't give a damn! 😡"
Uncle: Best friends with Linus. Picks up two (or six) beers every day to share with his buddy and just spends all day at his campfire with him.
Mary-Beth: Such an angel. The ideal, sweetest Stardew player. She's probably on top of all she needs, but gets frustrated with her deadlines easily. Her favorite skill to focus on is foraging because she likes finding all the books for the library and roleplaying a bit in there.
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That's all I got for now 😬 Gotta think some more on this 🙏🏻