Oct 31, 2021
Contessa Vampire: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Count Vampire: I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had woohooed it.
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Contessa Vampire: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Count Vampire: I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had woohooed it.
Contessa Vampire: One sim alcohol juice, please.
Contessa Vampire: We are trying to attract victims to us. I go for a look which I call ‘Dead but Delicious’. We are the bait, but we’re also the trap.
Contessa Vampire: At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me.
Count Vampire: I went into the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.
Contessa Vampire: Which one, the red one?
Count Vampire: Well, it’s red now, yeah. If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspapers on the floor! And some towels. It’s not hard to do.
Contessa Vampire: We’re vampires! We don’t put down towels.
Count Vampire: Some vampires do.
Contessa Vampire: Well, not serious ones.