Oct 30, 2021
Count Vampire: Some people freak out a bit about the the age difference. Uh, they think, ‘What’s this 96 year old lady doing with a guy four times her age?’ And, you know, I don’t care, they could call me cradle snatcher. Who cares?
seen from South Africa
seen from Egypt
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Paraguay
seen from Taiwan
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Serbia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
Count Vampire: Some people freak out a bit about the the age difference. Uh, they think, ‘What’s this 96 year old lady doing with a guy four times her age?’ And, you know, I don’t care, they could call me cradle snatcher. Who cares?
Roommates are such a fun concept
Contessa Vampire: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Count Vampire: I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had woohooed it.
Count Vampire: The movie 'Twilight'. Have you seen it? Okay, I'm the main in 'Twilight'. You know the main guy? 'Twilight'? That's me.
Count Vampire: Vampires love virgins. It's their favorite food.
Count Vampire: I went into the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.
Contessa Vampire: Which one, the red one?
Count Vampire: Well, it’s red now, yeah. If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspapers on the floor! And some towels. It’s not hard to do.
Contessa Vampire: We’re vampires! We don’t put down towels.
Count Vampire: Some vampires do.
Contessa Vampire: Well, not serious ones.