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Jules O'Mackey: How am I? Ask my ex-boyfriend! Then ask my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend! Then ask my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s ex-girlfriend! Oh wait, that’s ME!

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Sally Riley: Can you check my homework for me? Timothy Riley: There's nothing on here but a drawing of a robot. Sally Riley: Who's better at math than a robot? They're made of math.

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Don Lothario: You have beautiful eyes. Cassandra Goth: Thanks, I need them to see.

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Tank Grunt: You don't want to mess with the General. He'll wear down your self esteem over a period of years.

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[at the Specter house] Ripp Grunt: There's no such thing as ghosts. Johnny Smith: Fine then, Ripp, what do you think it is? Ripp Grunt: It's probably just a murderer.

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Romeo Monty: Mercutio, could you embarrass me any more? Mercutio Monty: Oh, that's a great question and the answer is yes.

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Betty Goldstein: It's all a part of growing up, like throwing rocks at cars. Jacob Martin: You used to throw rocks at cars? Betty Goldstein: Yeah, cars didn't even come down my street after a while 'cause they knew Betty would get 'em.

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Lucy Burb: I made this friendship bracelet for you! Alexander Goth: [trying to be aloof] Ah, y'know, I'm not really a jewelry person. Lucy Burb: You don't have to wear it. Alexander Goth: [snatches it from her] No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Gilbert Jacquet: It's boring here... Denise Jacquet: Give it another day. And if you still hate it after that day, give it another day. And you keep going like that forever. That's what working is.

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Dustin Broke: I love how Mom is always willing to hide from any authority figure under any circumstance. Beau Broke: Oh yeah, she’d take someone out if we told her to. Brandi Broke: What? We’re takin someone out?

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John Burb: Did you say cockroaches? Jennifer, I brought a paper towel. Lucy Burb: Are you making mom kill a bug for you again? John Burb: I'm not making her. We just have our roles. I bring a paper towel...and your mom does everything else. Jennifer Burb: He doesn't like to get his hands dirty. Like a mob boss.

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Puck Summerdream: I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Capps and Montys set aside their political and personal differences and just come together... Bottom Summerdream: And fight ghosts. Puck Summerdream: No, Bottom.

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Jonah Powers: Roxie, you don't have to go to college. You can just buy the sweatshirts.

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Herb Oldie: Why don't you just leave my Mary-Sue alone? Daniel Pleasant: Because we've been married for 17 years, Herb. We have two children. Because we're in love with each-other. Lilith Pleasant: Oh, boke... Herb Oldie: I'll find some dirt on you yet, boy.

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Albany Capp: What? Goneril has a great sense of humor! Goneril Capp: I do? Albany Capp: Or at least a really funny lack of one.

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Hermia Capp: I think Tybalt might be in trouble. Juliette Capp: Right. Struggling to give a shit, if I'm honest. Hermia Capp: Juliette Capp: [sighs] Fine, let's go save him.

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Nervous Subject: I'm sorry, it just all makes me a bit nervous. Loki Beaker: Everything makes you nervous, you're a walking panic attack.