#context is unnecessary

[im-aidoru-ble]

[mariacallous]

Reconcile yourself to this now, count it in, and then move on, sister.

Nigella Lawson

[i-miss-my-90gb]

Why?

Why not

[dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster]

𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 slept over at my friends house so I figured I’d bless you all with some quotes.

“I have the lifespan of a Twinkie”

“Serial killers don’t hurt skibidi slicers”

“Hiiie serial killers 😛🤘𝚎𝚑𝚑𝚑”

“W’S IN THE SHHAT”

“WHAT THE BADDIE”

“That’s not even the baddie I wanted but ok”

“Chat it’s too slippery”

“This is 10/10 worst idea I’ve ever had. Do not regret it”

“wELcOme tO My hOusE, mY cAt iS veRy dRy”

“Chat is this safe to eat?”

“ÇÖMÈ HÈRÈ GÌRL§ WÄñ† ¥ÖÚR †RÈĆ £ÖR †HÈ ÐÄ¥ 👹👹👹"

[goldilox-and-the-three-blogs]

Happy sideways Saturday 🥰

[suckmycoxon]

This is my trademark now

[foolishwizard]

Reggie got succ

@alaskathunderthighs on Reggie Fils-Aimé

[ivorytowerblr]

cutestcalligrapher: Yeah, I mean, just because you masturbate over a rock, that doesn’t make it a sex toy. ivorytower: Does that mean it’s e-rock-tic material? cutestcalligrapher: I’m going to stop my car so you can get out. ivorytower: YOU CAN’T STOP YOUR CAR, THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE. I’M NOT STUCK IN WITH YOU, YOU’RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME.