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dreadwedge

hog

#speak on it dreadwedge

we appear to be at the “massive security tag on the 350g pack of stir fry beef strips” stage of capitalism

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

foolishwizard

where’s that post about being non-binary but also having a job

foolishwizard

#foundational text #ty caro

where’s that post about being non-binary but also having a job

foolishwizard

good afternoon, it’s time for a soda-fuelled crisis of self

foolishwizard

crisis over back to work

good afternoon, it’s time for a soda-fuelled crisis of self

notbecauseofvictories

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

cameoappearance

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

peacereturnedtothevalley

dreadwedge

regular climax only accounts for around 10% of known sexual pleasure n the known universe. another 35% can be attributed to a little understood phenomenon physicists call "dark orgasm"

kirbykonka

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is