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rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose however many people you want to tag!

92. Yeah, definitely putting a cut.

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LAST… [1] drink: coke [2] phone call: Probably my mother. I’ve, like, never called anybody else. [3] text message: ..... N/A. My last skype message - the closest thing - was “nice” [4] song you listened to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cn9ewsm8pg [5] time you cried: uh..... my eyes teared up earlier today over the sheer beauty of a pokemon team comp? I can’t remember anything else recently

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: Nope [7] been cheated on: Nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: Nope [9] lost someone special: Depends on your definition of special. And your definition of lost. And even your definiton of someone. [10] been depressed: If you mean like the mental disorder, no. If you mean just sad, yes, of course. [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: I’m not even legally old enough to drink

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] Purple [13] Dark blue [14] heck if i know

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: Not at all [16] fallen out of love: If you call my couch love, yes. If not, then no. [17] laughed until you cried: Not as far as I recall [18] found out someone was talking about you: I think I walked into a room when my parents were talking about me to their friends (y’know, normal parent gossip) and overheard them, so yes, technically. [19] met someone who changed you: I am old enough to dress myself, thanks. [20] found out who your true friends are: What does that even mean??? Do I have friends who don’t exist?? Pretty sure all my friends are real things on this planet. [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: I haven’t kissed anybody, nor do I use facebook. So double no. And I don’t mean a double negative, I mean a really strong negative.

GENERAL… [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: I have, like, one friend on tumblr I know in real life, and I knew her IRL first, so I don’t know if that fits the bill. So either 0 or 1. [23] do you have any pets: Yes! I have 3 cats! They’re very cute! We also had a dog but she died. Which was sad. [24] do you want to change your name: I want to make my name actually Tom instead of Tom just being my nickname [25] what did you do for your last birthday: I got presents, and then played games all day and did nothing. It was wonderful. [26] what time did you wake up: 4:40 am this morning. [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Dreaming, probably [28] name something you cannot wait for: I’m pretty good at waiting. [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Literally like 5 minutes ago. [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I WOULD HAVE WINGS AND BE ABLE TO FLY AND IT’D BE HELLA COOL - oh wait was this supposed to be some sort of philosophical question yeah no screw that WINGS [31] what are you listening to right now: Youtube [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes, believe it or not. [33] something that is getting on your nerves: The limitations of the human body and its inability to fly [35] elementary: ..... The show? [36] high school: ..... what? [37] college: .......... what???? [38] hair colour: Blond [39] long or short hair: I want long hair. However, I have short hair. [40] do you have a crush on someone: Yep [41] what do you like about yourself?: I am really good at getting really into something and learning to git gud at stuff. Which makes playing video games a lot less infuriating. On a related note, I went from only ever having caught one shiny before pokemon sun and moon to having, like, 20 right now, and I haven’t been hunting in literal months, so I could have a hell of a lot more [42] piercings: Nope [43] blood type: Do people actually know this? [44] nickname: Tom? Also Justice, Tam, Heathen... I went over this in the last one. [45] relationship status: Single [46] zodiac sign: Capricorn [47] pronouns: I don’t actually care anything is good but I’m used to he/him so probably stick to that [48] fav tv show: *shrugs* [49] tattoos: No. [50] right or left handed: Right handed

FIRST… [51] surgery: N/A [52] piercing: N/A [53] best friend: All my friends are the best! I don’t choose favourites! I have no idea who my best friends have ever been. [54] sport: No. [55] vacation: Heck if I know. Probably to the coast [56] pair of trainers: I don’t know what shoes I own now???

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: Nothing [58] drinking: Nothing [59] i’m about to: No idea. Look at my dash? [60] listening to: .... Didn’t we have that question already? [61] waiting for: Nothing [62] want: WINGS [63] get married: Uh.... “Right now get married” is not a grammar. [64] career: I’m in high school why would I have a career

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: They’re contextual. They are both better in their own ways at different times. [66] lips or eyes: I mean, I normally prefer it when people have BOTH of them. [67] shorter or taller: Neither is better, they both have their own advantages. Taller is better from a combatative perspective, due to the increased volume that allows for increased muscle capacity and a higher maximum healthy weight, as well as enhancing your reach, but shorter is probably better for fitting into things. [68] older or younger: What does that mean [69] romantic or spontaneous: What does this mean [70] nice arms or nice stomach: I like it when people have arms and stomachs that are kind to people. Yes. Mhm. [71] sensitive or loud: .... Is this asking me whether I prefer sensitive people or loud people? Because, mate, they aren’t exactly impossible to combine. [72] hook up or relationship: Contextual. So many things are contextual. Why are you people so bad at contextual things. EVERYTHING IS CONTEXTUAL THESE QUESTIONS ARE DUMB [73] troublemaker or hesitant: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? Nope [75] drank hard liquor? ..... Okay, first of all, does this mean frozen liquor? You can’t drink that. It’s frozen. But, no, never had liquor. Still too young to drink. [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? I don’t have glasses [77] turned someone down: Yes. Wait, what context do you mean. Do you mean turned them down from a date or just like on literally anything else because like that’s vague. [78] sex on first date? Never been on a date or had sex. [79] broken someone’s heart? Hearts aren’t solid enough to break. Considering they’re primarily made of tissue, you could cut it, or rip it, but a heart is not made of an object with enough density and rigidity to be broken. [80] had your own heart broken? I am alive right now. [81] been arrested? Nope [82] cried when someone died? .... Define someone. But probably. [83] fallen for a friend: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? I am fairly certain I exist. [85] miracles? No. We are not having any goddamn miracles. Otherwise I am going to do a goddamn acrobatic pirouette off the handle straight into the nearest trash bag. [86] love at first sight? It depends on your definition of love? Also, I’m demiromantic. So. [87] santa claus? Nope [88] kiss on the first date? I believe that it is possible for that to happen. As for whether I think that’s a good thing or not, that is, as per usual, CONTEXTUAL. [89] angels? Nope.

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: All my friends are great I’m not picking favourites!! [91] eye colour: Blue [92] favourite movie: How To Train Your Dragon 1 or HTTYD2, depending on my mood.

And that’s it done! Wow. That took a while. I’m going to tag @sisduke and @tsukarine again. Feel no obligation to do this, for the record. This is very long and, like, probably not worth the effort, but go for it if you want to.

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